Bama joke.....

[aurules16 0]

Why are Bama fans coackroaches, rats and maggots all in one?

They can live off a dead bear for 40 years

[Warbird82 160]

Why are Bama fans coackroaches, rats and maggots all in one?

They can live off a dead bear for 40 years

That one is pretty old...and bad.  But I'll ask you this...you know how to tell if someone is a bammer fan?  They smell like moth balls!

[wardamnpjm 0]

Know how to get a bama grad off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

[WarEagle10 77]

After Bear Bryant dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Bear a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their own houses up here."

Bear looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Auburn flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Auburn banner hangs between the marble columns.

"Thanks for the house, God," Bear says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Shug gets a mansion with Auburn banners and AU flags flying all over the place. Why is that?"

God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Bear, that's not Shug's house. That's mine."

[WarEagle10 77]

Three guys, an Auburn Student, an Alabama student and Mississippi State student were walking along on the beach one day. They came across a magic lantern and a genie popped out. "I will give you each one wish, that is three wishes total." says the genie,

The Bulldog says, "I am studying to be a farmer, my daddy is a farmer and my son will be a farmer. I want the soil in the Delta to forever be fertile. With a blink of the genie's eye, FROOM! The land in the Mississippi was made forever fertile.

The Alabama student was amazed and said,"Tuscaloosa is a wonderful town. I want a wall around Tuscloosa, so that no one can come into our precious city. Again, with the blink of the genies eye, there was a huge wall all around Tuscaloosa.

The Auburn student asks, "I'm very curious, tell me more about this wall."The genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."

The Auburn student said, "Fill it up with water."

[WiltonTiger 0]

Know how to get a bama grad off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

A pizza delivery degree huh...........huh......................................