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Dyer broke wind in the huddle today and I, well... I'm concerned....

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Has he always had this lack of self-control?  Doesn't he have any more respect for his teammates?  What happens if he does that during a big game?  What should the coaches do?  Does he have an intestinal problem?  Was this an issue in high school? What would Finebaum do?  Did anybody get close enough in practice to confirm if this really happened?  What are the other sites saying?  Was it really in the huddle or was he simply taking his morning Saban?

Point A: There is a reason they call it "practice" because that is the time set aside to LEARN and work out mistakes.

Point B:  Dyer is a talented kid, but there is NO WAY he will be expected to carry the load like I think some of you are expecting.

Point C: If you are looking for a hero on offense, watch the QB and the receivers in practice. 

And Point D (my personal favorite): If we win the SEC this year it will be because of our D, not a Freshman, so stop the insanity.

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But dude, this guy my cousin knows told him that his uncle's best friend's barber's son's girlfriend's brother's wife's sister's husband said he was benchpressing Lee Ziemba and during practice today he did a backflip over Josh Bynes and Craig Stevens, ran 30 yards, stopped to make out with Saban's wife, then dragged 8 other guys another 20 yards and scored a touchdown..

You mean he lied!?

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I am glad I was between beers when I read this topic, becuase wife would have been mad at the spit take in the middle of the living room.

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But dude, this guy my cousin knows told him that his uncle's best friend's barber's son's girlfriend's brother's wife's sister's husband said he was benchpressing Lee Ziemba and during practice today he did a backflip over Josh Bynes and Craig Stevens, ran 30 yards, stopped to make out with Saban's wife, then dragged 8 other guys another 20 yards and scored a touchdown..

You mean he lied!?

i would be more impressed if he made out with kiffykins wife, besides we don't huddle

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I am sorry, but I think you all missed this one all together.  Michael heard AUBURN is going to pass the turds this year in the SEC West and he simply wanted to contribute his part for the team effort.  I believe he was heard to say shortly thereafter, "I believe I just had my first bama movement in an AUBURN uniform."

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Has he always had this lack of self-control?  Doesn't he have any more respect for his teammates?  What happens if he does that during a big game?  What should the coaches do?  Does he have an intestinal problem?  Was this an issue in high school? What would Finebaum do?  Did anybody get close enough in practice to confirm if this really happened?  What are the other sites saying?  Was it really in the huddle or was he simply taking his morning Saban?

Point A: There is a reason they call it "practice" because that is the time set aside to LEARN and work out mistakes.

Point B:  Dyer is a talented kid, but there is NO WAY he will be expected to carry the load like I think some of you are expecting.

Point C: If you are looking for a hero on offense, watch the QB and the receivers in practice. 

And Point D (my personal favorite): If we win the SEC this year it will be because of our D, not a Freshman, so stop the insanity.

So does he have an issue with gas or not? Sounds like something you need to keep an ear out for...  :dunno:

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Has he always had this lack of self-control?  Doesn't he have any more respect for his teammates?  What happens if he does that during a big game?  What should the coaches do?  Does he have an intestinal problem?  Was this an issue in high school? What would Finebaum do?  Did anybody get close enough in practice to confirm if this really happened?  What are the other sites saying?  Was it really in the huddle or was he simply taking his morning Saban?

Point A: There is a reason they call it "practice" because that is the time set aside to LEARN and work out mistakes.

Point B:  Dyer is a talented kid, but there is NO WAY he will be expected to carry the load like I think some of you are expecting.

Point C: If you are looking for a hero on offense, watch the QB and the receivers in practice. 

And Point D (my personal favorite): If we win the SEC this year it will be because of our D, not a Freshman, so stop the insanity.

So does he have an issue with gas or not? Sounds like something you need to keep an ear out for...  :dunno:

OK Machete Man it's up to you to sniff this one out. 

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Has he always had this lack of self-control?  Doesn't he have any more respect for his teammates?  What happens if he does that during a big game?  What should the coaches do?  Does he have an intestinal problem?  Was this an issue in high school? What would Finebaum do?  Did anybody get close enough in practice to confirm if this really happened?  What are the other sites saying?  Was it really in the huddle or was he simply taking his morning Saban?

Point A: There is a reason they call it "practice" because that is the time set aside to LEARN and work out mistakes.

Point B:  Dyer is a talented kid, but there is NO WAY he will be expected to carry the load like I think some of you are expecting.

Point C: If you are looking for a hero on offense, watch the QB and the receivers in practice. 

And Point D (my personal favorite): If we win the SEC this year it will be because of our D, not a Freshman, so stop the insanity.

Do you have a link for this info? I don't think it's good to be posting unsubstantiated rumors unless you can provide a source.

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Yes, Dyer did indeed break wind but in all fairness to the young man, it came on a silent count giving him the green light for SBD.

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Yes, Dyer did indeed break wind but in all fairness to the young man, it came on a silent count giving him the green light for SBD.

Interesting... that could really be a huge advantage when in comes to playing in front of a loud hostile crowd this season. :laugh:

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Yes, Dyer did indeed break wind but in all fairness to the young man, it came on a silent count giving him the green light for SBD.

Interesting... that could really be a huge advantage when in comes to playing in front of a loud hostile crowd this season. :laugh:

Or when you are on the bottom of the pile.  :cool:

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Has he always had this lack of self-control?  Doesn't he have any more respect for his teammates?  What happens if he does that during a big game?  What should the coaches do?  Does he have an intestinal problem?  Was this an issue in high school? What would Finebaum do?  Did anybody get close enough in practice to confirm if this really happened?  What are the other sites saying?  Was it really in the huddle or was he simply taking his morning Saban?

Point A: There is a reason they call it "practice" because that is the time set aside to LEARN and work out mistakes.

Point B:  Dyer is a talented kid, but there is NO WAY he will be expected to carry the load like I think some of you are expecting.

Point C: If you are looking for a hero on offense, watch the QB and the receivers in practice. 

And Point D (my personal favorite): If we win the SEC this year it will be because of our D, not a Freshman, so stop the insanity.

So does he have an issue with gas or not? Sounds like something you need to keep an ear out for...  :dunno:

Yes, Dyer did indeed break wind but in all fairness to the young man, it came on a silent count giving him the green light for SBD.

since it was on a silent count, shouldn't it be something he needs to keep a nose out for  :dunno:

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