Lambda Tiger 0 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 1. A man should never watch anything on the SOAP channel or Lifetime Channel. Unless, he is forced to by his wife or girlfriend. 2. A man should never wear pink. The old saying that "real men wear pink" is a load of crap. 3. A man should always be well versed in Auburn football and any other sport that is significant. When I mean significant I mean sports like football, basketball, and baseball. If not, his man law license could be revoked until further notice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellsheit 0 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 1) If you walk into a bathroom with urinals A, B, and C, by default, if noone is there, you have options A and C. Selecting B makes you gay. Very gay. 2) If you enter the bathroom and someone is using urinal (A or C, if they are on B, see #1), by default, you must choose the urinal farthest away from the OP (original pisser). Example, if an OP is holed up at C, and you select B, you are very gay. EXTREMELY GAY. 3) Also, if you can smell your own deuce, so can everyone else. Courtesy flush every 60 seconds. Nothing more, nothing less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Here are some laws that I came up with a while back: 1. If you wear pink, you might be metrosexual 2. If you have a facebook page, and you have flair on it, you might be a metrosexual. 3. If you get manicures or pedicures, you might be metrosexual. 4. If you watch figureskating and you enjoy it, you might be metrosexual. 5. If you have more hair products than your wife, you might be metrosexual. 5. If your bathroom products take up more room than a shoebox, you might be metrosexual. 6. If you have to buy razors too often because you shave your legs, you might be metrosexual. 7. If you wear earrings and you are not in a rockband or have a Spanish galleon with a skull and crossbones flag flying on the mast parked in your front yard, you might be metrosexual. 8. If you watched the "Notebook" and it was your idea and not your wife's idea, you might be metrosexual. 9. If "Lifetime" is one of your favorite channels, you might be metrosexual. 10. If you have a "Man purse", you might be metrosexual. 11. If the smell of a lockerroom is offensive to you, you might be metrosexual. 12. If you know who Barbara Streisand is, and don't know who Dick Butkus is, you might be metrosexual. 13. If women trust your opinion on fashion, you might be metrosexual. 14. If you think football players wear a girdle to help them look slimmer, you might be metrosexual. 15. And finally, if your wife can benchpress more weight than you can, you might be metrosexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerbelle 5,299 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 This thread is very enlightening.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,989 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 A real man would never go to a Barry Manilow concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telling tiger 156 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 [size=20pt]A real man would never go to a Barry Manilow concert.[/size] Go, golf, go!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 [size=20pt]A real man would never go to a Barry Manilow concert.[/size] Unless he knew what was waiting on him from his wife when he got her home. Yall say what you want about my sacrifice, all I will say is that it was a gooooood night when we got home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,989 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 [size=20pt]A real man would never go to a Barry Manilow concert.[/size] Unless he knew what was waiting on him from his wife when he got her home. Yall say what you want about my sacrifice, all I will say is that it was a gooooood night when we got home! Do tell so what other concerts have been ASK to go to so you could have a good night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 [size=20pt]A real man would never go to a Barry Manilow concert.[/size] Unless he knew what was waiting on him from his wife when he got her home. Yall say what you want about my sacrifice, all I will say is that it was a gooooood night when we got home! Do tell so what other concerts have been ASK to go to so you could have a good night. That was it, I swore I would never again torture myself again like that just for the marital fruit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,989 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 [size=20pt]A real man would never go to a Barry Manilow concert.[/size] Unless he knew what was waiting on him from his wife when he got her home. Yall say what you want about my sacrifice, all I will say is that it was a gooooood night when we got home! Do tell so what other concerts have been ASK to go to so you could have a good night. That was it, I swore I would never again torture myself again like that just for the marital fruit! So you sleep by yourself now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambda Tiger 0 Posted August 11, 2010 Author Share Posted August 11, 2010 Attending a Barry Manilow concert??? Really?? Are you serious?? speechless.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambda Tiger 0 Posted August 11, 2010 Author Share Posted August 11, 2010 The Ultimate Man Law: NEVER under any circumstances cockblock another dude from scoring. The resulting penalty shall be: Termination of his Man status and being labeled as many names that cannot be expressed on this web site. The end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Defiant 133 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 A REAL MAN DOESN'T CALL HIS PINK SHIRT................SALMON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUBwins 10,295 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 1) If you walk into a bathroom with urinals A, B, and C, by default, if noone is there, you have options A and C. Selecting B makes you gay. Very gay. 2) If you enter the bathroom and someone is using urinal (A or C, if they are on B, see #1), by default, you must choose the urinal farthest away from the OP (original pisser). Example, if an OP is holed up at C, and you select B, you are very gay. EXTREMELY GAY. 3) Also, if you can smell your own deuce, so can everyone else. Courtesy flush every 60 seconds. Nothing more, nothing less. A bad experience in the restroom?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Attending a Barry Manilow concert??? Really?? Are you serious?? speechless.... Am I gonna have to explain this again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambda Tiger 0 Posted August 11, 2010 Author Share Posted August 11, 2010 I get what you said. I'm just jokin with ya. We all have to do our time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telling tiger 156 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Attending a Barry Manilow concert??? Really?? Are you serious?? speechless.... Am I gonna have to explain this again? Yes. Until the day you die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Alright, from here on out, I will be taking the Eddie Murphy stance on the Manilow thing: It wasn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,989 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Attending a Barry Manilow concert??? Really?? Are you serious?? speechless.... Am I gonna have to explain this again? It will never end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telling tiger 156 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Alright, from here on out, I will be taking the Eddie Murphy stance on the Manilow thing: It wasn't me. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DID ONE OF THOSE TOO????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weegle777 78 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 It wasn't me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,989 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Alright, from here on out, I will be taking the Eddie Murphy stance on the Manilow thing: It wasn't me. What do you mean by that statement "the Manilow thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambda Tiger 0 Posted August 11, 2010 Author Share Posted August 11, 2010 I will forever link Weegle to Barry Manilow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telling tiger 156 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 Alright, from here on out, I will be taking the Eddie Murphy stance on the Manilow thing: It wasn't me. What do you mean by that statement "the Manilow thing" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
augolf1716 21,989 Posted August 11, 2010 Share Posted August 11, 2010 I will forever link Weegle to Barry Manilow. We all do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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