Breakup Lines

[styxfan34 0]

Now that pickup lines have been covered, how bout breakup lines?

Are your feet tired? Cuz they've been stamping on my dreams for 2 yrs.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

"Umm, so yeah about your sister... Tell her to get tested"

[imsoauburn 0]

How about "Go to Hell"

Short and sw....uhhh 

JK

[AuburnEngineer 0]

" You've become so incredibly unattractive during these last few minutes, that I don't want to invest any more time trying to have sex with you. "

or

"I really like you. . . So does my wife."

or this one

" Look at my horoscope! "...a new love in your life..." Well, gotta follow my guiding star... "

[abrnfanatc 6]

Do you have any sane friends that I could meet?

At 2 you were a 10, but now at 10...you are a 2.  Bye.

[bigbird 60,968]

Do you have any sane friends that I could meet?

At 2 you were a 10, but now at 10...you are a 2.  Bye.

Why are you talking to little girls? 

[abrnfanatc 6]

Do you have any sane friends that I could meet?

At 2 you were a 10, but now at 10...you are a 2.  Bye.

Why are you talking to little girls? 

I swear she said she was 18.

[The Defiant 133]

What about this classic....

Baby it's me not you

[imsoauburn 0]

GTFO!

[wellsheit 0]

On a scale of 1 to 10 get the F%^@ outta here.

[augolf1716 22,039]

I have an STD.

[Lambda Tiger 0]

"Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!"

[styxfan34 0]

Do you believe in love at first sight?…How about misery after three years?

[Lambda Tiger 0]

Dang your sister/grandmother/close relative could haunt a three story mansion.

[AUAeroEngineer 0]

"I got your sister pregnant  "

"You sweat too much for a skinny chick"

[styxfan34 0]

Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

[Lambda Tiger 0]

Ultimate breakup:

You are pulled over in your vehicle drunk with a stripper in the passenger seat. On top of that you have her panties laying in your lap while you are driving. Does this ring a bell?? hahaha

[Weegle777 78]

"Your mom is pretty hot, think she would go out with me?"

[Weegle777 78]

"Oh, by the way, sorry about the herpes."

[styxfan34 0]

Hey, is there a new critically acclaimed movie called “Other People”? Because that’s what I want to see.

[Lambda Tiger 0]

"Your mom is pretty hot, think she would go out with me?"

Hey in this day and age there are cougars on the prowl everywhere. Remember american pie and stifler's mom.  :laugh: :laugh:

[abrnfanatc 6]

You're Muslim, and I'm Hindu, this is never going to work, I'm sorry.

Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab.

Maybe I just need to date someone who will let me look at porn.

You're an investment with no return.

She's exactly like you used to be - before you became a bitch.

Dress quick, or you're leaving in your night dress.

I feel like this break up has made our relationship so much stronger.