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  From the heart of those prepared and steadfast, shall ascend a power inspired not just to survive but to conquer. Among the members of the Southeastern Conference, there is one, which surpasses the rest, whose grandeur of experience and athletic ability formulates a wall of strength. From behind this wall, will exist an onslaught of offensive weaponry capable of scorching the earth and any opponent that dares stand in its path. They shall rule from the ground to the skies with a relentless pursuit for offensive superiority and domination. New and old warriors alike will take to the theater of competition with not an ounce of hesitation or trepidation. Basking in confidence derived from months of preparation and joust, this unyielding machine is destined for greatness.

  Though lacking experience, their field general has garnered the respect and admiration of his comrades, clad in orange and blue. He shall run through and around his opposition as they mistake his speed and power for grace. When the competition dispatches waves of bodies to encase him, he shall advance by air, rainbows of artillery assured to take the fight from the opponent. The opposition now distressed by the fight of this gladiator will strategically be blind to those who stand to the left and right of him. Amassing their troops along the front lines, the competition will be flanked by precise munitions designed to attack from the east and west. It will be an offensive assault never seen before but soon to be feared by all.

War Damn Eagle!

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Getting a little stoked, stat? :laugh: Yeah it's time. I can't wait.

Yep... it's well past time to let this Tiger out of the cage!

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I know I'm ready!! My normal 5- 10 visits a day to this site has escalated to uncontrolled refresh so frequent that I think I may have an epileptic seizure caused by the flickering on my screen

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Soooo....are you trying to say you're excited Stat?  :laugh:

I'm excited as well sir. We have the right to be. War Eagle.  :we:

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"Hide ya Kids, Hide ya Wife, Hide ya husbands cuz them Auburn boyz are raping everything out ther" (on football field)

'we're looking for you, we gooon find you, we gooon find you' (rest of the sec)...

'you are so dumb, you are really dumb, for real' (bama fans)...

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This is going to be one long week for me. Been out of the country for three weeks and getting home Saturday afternoon. I've got football and gong home to look forward to! Can't wait to see this offense get going!!!

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This is going to be one long week for me. Been out of the country for three weeks and getting home Saturday afternoon. I've got football and gong home to look forward to! Can't wait to see this offense get going!!!

Kiss the wife and kids first.  Then pet the dog or cat.  Then you can watch the game before you take care of business.  War Eagle! :wareagle:

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  From the heart of those prepared and steadfast, shall ascend a power inspired not just to survive but to conquer. Among the members of the Southeastern Conference, there is one, which surpasses the rest, whose grandeur of experience and athletic ability formulates a wall of strength. From behind this wall, will exist an onslaught of offensive weaponry capable of scorching the earth and any opponent that dares stand in its path. They shall rule from the ground to the skies with a relentless pursuit for offensive superiority and domination. New and old warriors alike will take to the theater of competition with not an ounce of hesitation or trepidation. Basking in confidence derived from months of preparation and joust, this unyielding machine is destined for greatness.

  Though lacking experience, their field general has garnered the respect and admiration of his comrades, clad in orange and blue. He shall run through and around his opposition as they mistake his speed and power for grace. When the competition dispatches waves of bodies to encase him, he shall advance by air, rainbows of artillery assured to take the fight from the opponent. The opposition now distressed by the fight of this gladiator will strategically be blind to those who stand to the left and right of him. Amassing their troops along the front lines, the competition will be flanked by precise munitions designed to attack from the east and west. It will be an offensive assault never seen before but soon to be feared by all.

War Damn Eagle!

You been readin' too much Manly Tiger Prophesy, Oh stats genius!  :hellyeah:  I dig the emotion.

War Damn, and bring it on!

E5

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