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From now on, when we roll Toomer's Corner, we're all going to be wearing Hugh Hefner robes

Everybody needs to chill out... prostitutes are an amazing recruiting tool.

This hire is pure genius. I was afraid that JABA would be cemented in Auburn's legacy forever... boy was I wrong. After CBH was fired, the time was clearly well spent searching for the perfect candidate... the perfect "Auburn Man." He checks off all the boxes: Football IQ? Check! SEC experience? Check! Winning against Power 5 programs at a small school? Check! High moral standards? Check! Check! Check! I can't wait for him to lead these young men into battle... Welcome Coach Bobby Petrino!