In the beginning there was God and Golf. Golf was lonely just running around with no clothes on by himself. So God created Adam and Eve. At first it was fun having to playmates, but the two guys to one girl ratio wasn't cool to Golf. This situation wasn't helped by the fact Adam was much more of a stud then Golf. So Golf prayed and prayed to have Eve but God said "bro you on your own on this one" Then Golf gave the famous "apple" to Adam and said "this fruit is the bomb dawg" So Adam ate it. Even though Golf got he wanted, to be alone with Eve. Golf is the real reason we have Jesus now! Now thats old! WE bro!
