stoic-one 1,552 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 http://msn.foxsports.com/college-football/outkick-the-coverage/the-ten-dumbest-fan-bases-in-america-1-the-alabama-crimson-tide-102913 snip Alabama fans are so dumb that every single other SEC fan base thinks, "Damn, you Bama fans are really stupid." Kentucky fans are like, "These Bama fans need to get their lives in order." The Alabama fan base is a fractious mix of two distinct groups who can't really stand each other. At the top of the list is the 10-15% of the fan base that could actually be admitted to Alabama or attended the school. This group hates most of the rest of the Alabama fan base with a passionate fury. Right now they are reading this column and silently nodding. The other 85% of Bama fans are incapable of coherent thought and have a deep-seated insecurity about all things in life. Alabama football comprises, and this is not an exaggeration, 99% of their self esteem. This group of Alabama fans resents those who actually attended the school and calls them, "elitists." (To be an "elitist" in Alabama you have to graduate high school, avoid having kids until you're 22, and shop at Target instead of Wal-Mart. Seriously, that's an Alabama elitist.). Auburn fans, a distinct minority in the state, are really nothing like Alabama fans. That's because by and large Auburn fans are associated in some way with Auburn. 95% of the idiots in Alabama root for the Crimson Tide. These fans are the ones who wear the, "Got (insert made up national title numbers here) t-shirts," and call into Paul Finebaum's radio show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telling tiger 156 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Astute writer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarEagle84 0 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Old news. www.aufamily.com/forums/topic/134373-the-dumbest-fan-base-in-america/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJBas 4 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I had not realized that, when Finebaum, went to ESPN one of the effects would be to expose the real bamzos to the whole nation. The same morons, whose asinine babble used to be confined mostly to the state of Alabama, are now heard on the national level. And the whole country learns what a real bamzo is like. That is probably one of the main reasons why the whole country now hates bama and their fans. Remember last year when even the Wall St Journal published an editorial entitled, "Auburn, You're Our Last Hope." Good for Finebaum. At last the entire nation is learning what gutter trash half wits we're dealing with in this state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUcivE09 582 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I thought I had read this before, but I still giggle a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoic-one 1,552 Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 Old news. www.aufamily.com/forums/topic/134373-the-dumbest-fan-base-in-america/ Well that'll teach me to look at date stamps... ETA: I don't think there are any dates, sigh. Looks like FOX picked up his article, whenever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarEagle84 0 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Old news. www.aufamily.com/forums/topic/134373-the-dumbest-fan-base-in-america/ Well that'll teach me to look at date stamps... ;)/> ETA: I don't think there are any dates, sigh. Looks like FOX picked up his article, whenever. NP. I didn't mean to sound snarky. Outkick the coverage got absorbed into the fox brand a couple of months back. They probably stripped the dates when they imported the old content. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wareagletd 0 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 This looks familiar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJBas 4 Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Old news. www.aufamily.com/forums/topic/134373-the-dumbest-fan-base-in-america/ Well that'll teach me to look at date stamps... ETA: I don't think there are any dates, sigh. Looks like FOX picked up his article, whenever. May be a few months old, but it's still just as true as the day it was written. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JFDTiger80 791 Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 That article did bring a smile to my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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