AWK 0 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 I'll just start it off with a few funny ones i've heard lately, What is 100 yards long and has 32 teeth? The front row at Bryant Denny Stadium!!!! Whats the difference between an Alabama fan and a magget? A magget knows when to get off a dead bear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 The best uat "joke" I have heard lately is that some folks are calling flipper a "coach" and those kids in the dark pink jerseys a "team". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bammanmr 0 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 how do you castrate a bammer fan? kick his sister in the chin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish 73 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Whats the difference between an Alabama fan and a magget?A magget knows when to get off a dead bear! 183865[/snapback] maggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Bo 0 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 What is the best thing ever to come out of Auburn? I-85 South. Trey Smith comes riding up to Brandon Cox and Trey has a new bicycle. Brandon asks Trey "Where'd you get the new bike?" Trey says "You're not gonna believe this, but the homecoming queen road up to me on this bike, stopped and jumped off. Then she took all of her clothes off and said to me 'Take anything you'd like'. So I took the bike." Brandon responds "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Thanks for reminding me. Tre made uat's "defense" look like a JOKE too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingfish 73 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Trey Smith comes riding up to Brandon Cox and Trey has a new bicycle. Brandon asks Trey "Where'd you get the new bike?" Trey says "You're not gonna believe this, but the homecoming queen road up to me on this bike, stopped and jumped off. Then she took all of her clothes off and said to me 'Take anything you'd like'. So I took the bike." Brandon responds "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit anyway." 183892[/snapback] For clarification purposes it is important to note that this was UA's homecoming queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Not to mention that it is "TRE" and NOT "treY". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted September 26, 2005 Author Share Posted September 26, 2005 What's the difference between a University of Alabama sorority sister and a scarecrow? One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals. Where was OJ headed in the white Bronco To Tuscaloosa...he knew the police would never look for a Heisman Trophy winner there! hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rolltoomer 0 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Jokes are best when they are not just rehashes of ethnic slams or crude ones with the names changed. A really old one from the "Punt Bama Punt" era was that Bryant took his houndstooth plaid hat into the cleaner's. The clerk asked, "Do you want it blocked?" Bryant punched him in the teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bama Bo 0 Posted September 26, 2005 Share Posted September 26, 2005 Not to mention that it is "TRE" and NOT "treY". 183960[/snapback] It's not my fault that he doesn't know how to spell his own name. :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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