LegalEagle 22 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Subject: Three football fans Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Auburn fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Tennessee fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Bama fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Auburn cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Tennessee cap, replaced it and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Bama cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Bama fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something?" "Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well," said the officer. "I'm confused; normally when I look under a Bama hat, I find an a**hole." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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