c-zoner 0 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 So, after a long hiatus (two years I believe) I have decided to come back and grace this forum with my glorious presence and infinite knowledge. I acquired a job two years ago that prevented me from posting on this and other forums, and lets just say that I am now freed from the stifling atmosphere that is college football. This job placed within my grasp the ability to know things that only someone in my position would know. This means, and I must apologize in advance for any hard feelings this might foster among you, that I will know more than MOST of you about AU football. Many of you might not appreciate my efforts, but I like to think of myself as an imparter of knowledge to the crazy, fanatical, and pitiful Auburn fans that seem to dominate these boards and have no idea what really goes on. Thank you for your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTiger 3,940 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 well, if your future posts are gonna be like this one with all the arrogant, holier than thou overtones, I, for one, don't really care what you know, or think you know. You may keep this "alleged" information to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-zoner 0 Posted February 13, 2008 Author Share Posted February 13, 2008 You probably need my info more than anyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthLink02 8 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 So, after a long hiatus (two years I believe) I have decided to come back and grace this forum with my glorious presence and infinite knowledge. I acquired a job two years ago that prevented me from posting on this and other forums, and lets just say that I am now freed from the stifling atmosphere that is college football. This job placed within my grasp the ability to know things that only someone in my position would know. This means, and I must apologize in advance for any hard feelings this might foster among you, that I will know more than MOST of you about AU football. Many of you might not appreciate my efforts, but I like to think of myself as an imparter of knowledge to the crazy, fanatical, and pitiful Auburn fans that seem to dominate these boards and have no idea what really goes on. Thank you for your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kwagoner 214 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I think your sig was enough w/o that pic SouthLink. The master pigeon has landed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUloggerhead 2,280 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 ... I acquired a job two years ago that prevented me from posting on this and other forums, ... Was it prison related? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNewby 27 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 So, after a long hiatus (two years I believe) I have decided to come back and grace this forum with my glorious presence and infinite knowledge. I acquired a job two years ago that prevented me from posting on this and other forums, and lets just say that I am now freed from the stifling atmosphere that is college football. This job placed within my grasp the ability to know things that only someone in my position would know. This means, and I must apologize in advance for any hard feelings this might foster among you, that I will know more than MOST of you about AU football. Many of you might not appreciate my efforts, but I like to think of myself as an imparter of knowledge to the crazy, fanatical, and pitiful Auburn fans that seem to dominate these boards and have no idea what really goes on. Thank you for your time. We are not worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU alum 2 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 So, after a long hiatus (two years I believe) I have decided to come back and grace this forum with my glorious presence and infinite knowledge. I acquired a job two years ago that prevented me from posting on this and other forums, and lets just say that I am now freed from the stifling atmosphere that is college football. This job placed within my grasp the ability to know things that only someone in my position would know. This means, and I must apologize in advance for any hard feelings this might foster among you, that I will know more than MOST of you about AU football. Many of you might not appreciate my efforts, but I like to think of myself as an imparter of knowledge to the crazy, fanatical, and pitiful Auburn fans that seem to dominate these boards and have no idea what really goes on. Thank you for your time. Would it have been so difficult to say, "It has been 2 years since I was able to post here, but now I'm back. It is great to be among fellow Auburn fans, and I hope to add to the discussion." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Welcome to the board, Mr. Lowder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 ... I acquired a job two years ago that prevented me from posting on this and other forums, ... Was it prison related? He played in the California penal league? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoopie 6 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 OK C-zoner, I'll bite, what is the AU wisdom that all of us are missing? 1. Why can't we develop a better passing game? 2. What "really" happened during the CTT contract extension talks. 3. Why did CWM "really" leave. 4. Why did some recruits bail right before signing day? 5. Why don't you work at AU any more? 6. Did $aban really cheat in recruiting? 7. Does Lowder meddle in the athletic dept, even in a clandestine manner? We look forward to you dissertation, This outta be good!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistler 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 So, after a long hiatus (two years I believe) I have decided to come back and grace this forum with my glorious presence and infinite knowledge. I acquired a job two years ago that prevented me from posting on this and other forums, and lets just say that I am now freed from the stifling atmosphere that is college football. This job placed within my grasp the ability to know things that only someone in my position would know. This means, and I must apologize in advance for any hard feelings this might foster among you, that I will know more than MOST of you about AU football. Many of you might not appreciate my efforts, but I like to think of myself as an imparter of knowledge to the crazy, fanatical, and pitiful Auburn fans that seem to dominate these boards and have no idea what really goes on. Thank you for your time. Security Guard at ESPN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whistler 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 OK C-zoner, I'll bite, what is the AU wisdom that all of us are missing? 1. Why can't we develop a better passing game? 2. What "really" happened during the CTT contract extension talks. 3. Why did CWM "really" leave. 4. Why did some recruits bail right before signing day? 5. Why don't you work at AU any more? 6. Did $aban really cheat in recruiting? 7. Does Lowder meddle in the athletic dept, even in a clandestine manner? We look forward to you dissertation, This outta be good!!!! Is Global Warming a real threat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aumd03 2 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 OK C-zoner, I'll bite, what is the AU wisdom that all of us are missing? 1. Why can't we develop a better passing game? 2. What "really" happened during the CTT contract extension talks. 3. Why did CWM "really" leave. 4. Why did some recruits bail right before signing day? 5. Why don't you work at AU any more? 6. Did $aban really cheat in recruiting? 7. Does Lowder meddle in the athletic dept, even in a clandestine manner? We look forward to you dissertation, This outta be good!!!! Is Global Warming a real threat? 9. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 OK C-zoner, I'll bite, what is the AU wisdom that all of us are missing? 1. Why can't we develop a better passing game? 2. What "really" happened during the CTT contract extension talks. 3. Why did CWM "really" leave. 4. Why did some recruits bail right before signing day? 5. Why don't you work at AU any more? 6. Did $aban really cheat in recruiting? 7. Does Lowder meddle in the athletic dept, even in a clandestine manner? We look forward to you dissertation, This outta be good!!!! Is Global Warming a real threat? 9. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? 3..duh. Everyone knows the wise old owl established that long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashandarei 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 OK C-zoner, I'll bite, what is the AU wisdom that all of us are missing? 1. Why can't we develop a better passing game? 2. What "really" happened during the CTT contract extension talks. 3. Why did CWM "really" leave. 4. Why did some recruits bail right before signing day? 5. Why don't you work at AU any more? 6. Did $aban really cheat in recruiting? 7. Does Lowder meddle in the athletic dept, even in a clandestine manner? We look forward to you dissertation, This outta be good!!!! Is Global Warming a real threat? 9. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? 10. Why is there no cure for Herpes? If you have a cure, could you let me have some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atltigerfan 0 Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 well one would assume after a post like that you would be dying to share your intimate knowledge with all the message board losers. so go ahead & throw out some crumbs, make us clamor for more, and make yourself feel powerful over the minions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdub5793 0 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 OK C-zoner, I'll bite, what is the AU wisdom that all of us are missing? 1. Why can't we develop a better passing game? 2. What "really" happened during the CTT contract extension talks. 3. Why did CWM "really" leave. 4. Why did some recruits bail right before signing day? 5. Why don't you work at AU any more? 6. Did $aban really cheat in recruiting? 7. Does Lowder meddle in the athletic dept, even in a clandestine manner? We look forward to you dissertation, This outta be good!!!! Is Global Warming a real threat? 9. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? 10. Why is there no cure for Herpes? If you have a cure, could you let me have some? 11. Why is Barney always smiling? What's really going on inside that suit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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