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Who will win the Nobel peace prize?


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According to Boortz:

NOBEL PEACE PRIZE COMING UP FRIDAY

Let's see how many of these predictions will be true for this year's winner.  This year's winner(s) of the Nobel Peace Prize will:

Be generally unfriendly toward The United States.

Speak French

Be favorably impressed with The United Nations.

Want the US to subject itself to the International Criminal Court

Whether male or female, have the hots for Hillary

Be against the liberation of Iraq and the removal of Saddam Hussein

Support the so-called "Palestinians" in their war of terror against Israel

Drink red wines with unpronounceable names.  French wines.

Speak openly of his or her slobbering admiration for John Kerry

Actually like soccer and will call it "football."

Support the crippling of the American economy through ratification of the Kyoto Treaty

Be liberal

Think Christians are dangerous

Think Islam is really a religion of peace

Look funny and unkempt

Believe that the US has no inherent right of self-defense

Drive a 4-cylinder car

I find this to be the usual case. Is it ever anybody who helps humanity anymore.

Nobel himself created the most useful tool in the construction of the modern world.

What have the others in recent years actually done for the whole of humanity and not jsut a small cross-section of people?

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It won't be me then, I only fit one of those. I guess I need to get more horsepower, I don't want to fit any of those...

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