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Passed Wishbone at the Disaster Food Stamp Line


BZ770

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Yeah, you probably did. Me and Wishbone went to Pensacola to get our disaster relief foodstamps. Drove all the way to P'cola on Sat., after waiting in line for about an hour, Wishbone got his, but they would not give them to me because I still have a Jackson, Mississippi drivers license. Anyway, we took the $220 in food stamps and went to the Winn-Dixie on Hwy 90. For some reason they would not let us buy 12 cases of beer and a carton of cigaretts, so we sold our foodstamps to some dude outside the grocery store for $22. We then went to the Red Cross and got $300 each, no problem with the license this time, and a Bar-B-Q dinner with canned pears and white bread. Then, we spent the next 24 hours on a super-bender buying shots at the bar, and getting totally wasted at the Reef on Perdido Key.

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