DKW 86 7,493 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 > > > > Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" by Walter Lord > > & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart aleck student turned in the > > following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly > > identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report: > > Titanic: $29.99 > > Clinton: $29.99 > > Titanic: Over 3 hours to read > > Clinton: Over 3 hours to read > > Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, > > and > > subsequent catastrophe. > > Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, > > and > > subsequent catastrophe. > > Titanic: Jack is a starving artist. > > Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist. > > Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. > > Clinton: Ditto for Bill. > > Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. > > Clinton: Ditto for Monica. > > > > Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit. > > Clinton: Let's not go there. > > Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. > > Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts. > > Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. > > Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack. > > Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. > > Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. > > Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death. > > Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same > > thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AURaptor 1,129 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.> > Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same > > thing. And you KNOW what I'm talkin' about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUloggerhead 2,272 Posted January 29, 2006 Share Posted January 29, 2006 Beautiful. Although, I think the teacher should have been charged with child abuse for assigning the reading of My Life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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