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> >

> > Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" by Walter Lord

> > & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One smart aleck student turned in the

> > following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly

> > identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

> > Titanic: $29.99

> >    Clinton: $29.99

> >    Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

> >    Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

> >    Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love,

> > and

> >    subsequent  catastrophe.

> >    Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love,

> > and

> >    subsequent  catastrophe.

> >    Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

> >    Clinton: Bill is a bull**** artist.

> >    Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

> >    Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

> >    Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

> >    Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

> >   

> >    Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

> >    Clinton: Let's not go there.

> >    Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

> >    Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.

> >    Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

> >    Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

> >  Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

> >  Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

> >    Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

> >    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same

> > thing.

[AURaptor 1,126]

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

> >    Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same

> > thing.

And you KNOW what I'm talkin' about!

[AUloggerhead 2,253]

Beautiful. Although, I think the teacher should have been charged with child abuse for assigning the reading of My Life.