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http://www.gamecockcentral.com/forums/fgf/...2/16/168817.stm

It could be worse (if this story is true...wow)

Posted by PC Cock (GCI) at 13:44:29 12/16/03

Purdue signs wrong Jason Smith to basketball

letter of intent

By Ross Leslie

At least Purdue won't have to worry about keeping

new basketball signee Jason Smith eligible.

Whether he can run the offense or not is another

story.

On the first day of the early signing period for

high school basketball players, Purdue used their

one available scholarship to sign Yorktown High's

5-foot-6, 128 pound Jason Smith, an honor student

who has never played competitive basketball in

his entire life.

Purdue had intended to sign Yorktown's OTHER

Jason Smith, a 6'6" 215 lb. point guard who

averaged 26 points and 11 assists per game last

season. This Jason was named to Blue Chip

Magazine's Top 50 players in the nation.

It seems the mix up occurred in the counselor's

office Wednesday morning when the latter Jason's

scholarship papers arrived via FedEx. Counselor

Edith Woodrow mistakenly thought the documents

were applications that needed to be signed and

returned by the non-athletic Jason to apply for

Purdue's Sallie Mae Fund Scholarship Program,

which assists low-income students with tuition

and fees.

Adding to the confusion is that both Jasons share

the same middle initial, "P". Nerdy Jason's

middle name is "Parker", while athletic Jason's

is "Paul".

The Boilermakers have a serious problem on their

hands. They cannot force Jason Parker Smith to

give up the scholarship without facing a great

deal of bad publicity for cutting a player who

has not violated team rules, and the young man

does not plan on giving it up voluntarily.

"I don't feel bad at all about keeping the

scholarship. I have studied hard my whole life

(earning a 3.8 GPA at Yorktown). I am captain of

the academic team, student council secretary,

member of the chess club, and play the flute in

the marching band and all I was looking at was

getting a lousy couple thousand dollars of my

school paid for with academic scholarships. The

other Jason gets a 2.5 GPA and the NCAA minimum

score on his SAT and he gets a full ride because

he can run fast and put a stupid orange ball in a

hoop. It looks like Coach Keady is going to be

stuck with me for four years."

Gene Keady was not available for comment.

Assistant coach Cuonzo Martin was reached, and

said, "Technically, we can't get rid of the kid,

but to stay on the team he is going to have to do

everything all the other players do; practice,

lift weights, run, watch tape. He also has to

keep his nose clean and stay out of trouble."

"That shouldn't be a problem," says Jason

Parker's mother, Debbie, "J.P. has always been a

good boy. He never has a bad thing to say about

anyone and always works hard at everything he

does. His scout leader said he is one of the

finest young men he has ever known."

Don't feel too sorry for the other Jason. After

news broke that Purdue would not be signing Jason

Paul Smith, several colleges offered him

basketball scholarships. "I don't really care

where I go. All roads lead to the NBA." He will

be attending UNLV next fall.

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OUCH......... Bad deal for coach great opportunity for a kid that doesnt sound he has ever played basketball a day in his life!

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Hysterical , but definitely not true. I went back to the link and read one of the posts at the bottom:

Story came from Hoosier Gazette who's disclaimer says:

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Hysterical , but definitely not true. I went back to the link and read one of the posts at the bottom:
Story came from Hoosier Gazette who's disclaimer says:

The Hoosier Gazette was created by a couple of guys in their late 20s who thought it would be fun to create a website that uses fictional news stories to poke fun at the state of Indiana. We here at THG do not hate Indiana (we must like it or we would have left by now), we are just trying to make people laugh by satirizing news, culture, and events that happen in our state. If you have any questions about advertising on this site, please contact our Webmaster via e-mail at webmaster@hoosiergazette.com. If you like this site and would like to provide feedback on it, contact us at editor@hoosiergazette.com. If you don’t like this site, write us at hatemail@hoosiergazette.com.

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Not to mention, signing a contract you know to be a false representation of the good will of that contract could be seen as fraud.

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