Jenny AU-92 0 Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --" (Skip a bit, Brother.) "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'" Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 How do you know he's a king? He hasn't got wincrimson all over him!!! Took you long enough. Now. Can you kill that rabbit for us? Let's try this again... "Well, that's no ordinary rabbit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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