Far fetched Prediction Thread

[WarDamn2010 183]

We had a thread similar to this at AE and it was pretty fun, especially after the season. I saw that this site has a "mark my word" thread, but those are all things that very well could, or almost should, happen. The rules of this thread are to name a) 3 things about Auburn, and name up to 5 things about any team that aren't supposed to happen but think they very well could. I'll start:

Auburn:

1) We finish 3rd in the SEC, second in the west.

2) LSU loses to bama...and Auburn

3) 2 of our running backs have 1,000 yard seasons- Tre and OMac

NCAA

1) Matt Barkley doesn't win the heisman.

2) No SEC school plays for the national title.

3) A defensive player wins the heisman trophy.

4) Boise State is barely bowl eligible at season's end.

5) Gene Chizik finally gets recognized, by ESPN, as a good coach

[ellitor 33,117]

You took most of mine. I guess the only other 1 I have is TCU wins the Big 12.

[Guest jrljr]

Auburn

1. Beat the turds and LSwho
   
2. Top 10 Defense nationally
   
3. 3 All SEC on O & D
   

NCAA

1. UGA loses 4 games
   
2. USCe wins SECe
   
3. Dooley fired
   
4. Richt fired
   
5. FBI begins investigation of turds/REC
   

[aucatman 0]

Head Coach, I like your number five! It took 2 years for it to catch up to MSU. The turds are next in line!

[ellitor 33,117]

Auburn

1. Beat the turds and LSwho
   
2. Top 10 Defense nationally
   
3. 3 All SEC on O & D
   

NCAA

1. UGA loses 4 games
   
2. USCe wins SECe
   
3. Dooley fired
   
4. Richt fired
   
5. FBI begins investigation of turds/REC
   

2 and 3 under NCAA are not fat fetched.

[lionheartkc 6,150]

Auburn

1. By mid season Keihl is playing so well that a (bama, uga, lsu, gator, msu) fan starts a rumor that he was paid and everyone in the country, who isn't an Auburn fan, believes it.

2. Will have the most feared kicking unit in the country.

3. Will set an SEC record for sacks in a season.

NCAA

1. USC will win the National Championship only to have it stripped months later after the NCAA gets a look at what Kiffen's been up to while they've been out of the spotlight.

2. Florida State will, once again, make all of the talking heads on ESPN look like idiots, by massively under-performing.

3. Missouri and Texas A&M will learn a hard lesson by both having losing records against SEC opponents.

4. Charlie Weis will finally strike gold as Kansas wins the Big 12 on the back of all of the transfers he picked up.

5. At least one team will refuse to play Penn State.

[The SandMntTiger 9]

Auburn

1. Beat the turds and LSwho
   
2. Top 10 Defense nationally
   
3. 3 All SEC on O & D
   

NCAA

1. UGA loses 4 games
   
2. USCe wins SECe
   
3. Dooley fired
   
4. Richt fired
   
5. FBI begins investigation of turds/REC
   

[PCBAuburnaFan 1]

Auburn:

1: Emory Blake emerges as #1 WR in the nation

2: Lutzenkirchen has such an explosive year he gets drafted in the first round

3.Jay Prosch gets at least 1 long rushing touchdown (20 yards or so)

4.Auburn finishes second in the SEC West (to Arkansas)

NCAA:

1:Michigan makes Alabama's young inexperienced defense look stupid, thus proving even illegal recruiting can not allow you to "reload" every year

2:Wisconsin having a solid team and EASY schedule finishes the season undefeated

3:Gus Malzhan having beaten oregon before keeps Arkansas state within a touchdown of the explosive ducks

4:Missouri wins an easy SEC East schedule

5:Alabama is put under investigation for suspicious recruiting (Landon Collins, T.J. Yeldon, Cyrus Kouandijo(sp), and the kid this year that was told if he transfered to a school in Alabama "they would take care of him")

6.Georgia doesn't live up to its expectations again

[Deckhead 6]

Auburn:

#1 - We find out the "stache" really was in adult films.

#2 - The D-Line has 2 players selected in NFL draft this year

#3 - AU has 5 punt/ko returns for TD in SEC games

NCAA:

#1 - Satan is ticketed for public intoxication in Dallas at a strip club after blowing a 10 pt lead to Michigan.

#2 - FSU and/or Ohio St live up to expectations this year

#3 - Utah wins the pac-12

#4 - Mark Emmert declares UAT untouchable after receiving anonymous gift certificate to T-town Menswear

#5 - Notre Dame wins a bowl game

[tigeraddikt 1,626]

-AU averages 10 tackles for loss per game;

-OMac gets 2,000 AP yards;

=CBVG and CSL both finalists for Broyles Award;

-LSU tanks and Miles is fired. Miles is hired by ESPN for the Tommy Tubberville honorary analyst position for 2013;

-Brian Kelly hospitalized for Urban's Syndrome, i.e. mysterious blood pressure issue devloping due to realization that your team's not that competitive before Notre Dame season's end;

-QB AJ McCarron starts the season for the Tahd but doesn't finish. Bama drops 2 games after he exits due to injury.

-To the dismay of Vol fans, Derek Dooley leads TN to 9 wins and spares his job for at least another year;

-Dana Holgerson (sp?) wins Bowden Coach of the Year award, leads WVA to BCS bowl, 1-loss season; teammates Geno Smith and Tavon Austin are Heisman finalists;

[bikeriderga 134]

Auburn finishes regular season 9-3.

Auburn wins bowl game, overall record 10-3.

Auburn finishes in top 15

LSU wins SEC West and SEC Championship game

Georgia wins the SEC East

[autigeremt 6,788]

Auburn wins the SEC West with 1 Conference loss to Arkansas

Lutz is drafted in the first round by the Steelers

Defense finishes the season in the top 10

FSU wins the ACC with 2 loses and wins the Orange Bowl

TJ Yeldon turns the ball over 9 times in the SEC

Georgia loses twice but wins tie breaker over Carolina

USC plays WVU for the National Title

4 SEC Teams finish the season in the Top 10

[EclecticTiger 146]

Auburn finishes regular season 9-3.

Auburn wins bowl game, overall record 10-3.

Auburn finishes in top 15

LSU wins SEC West and SEC Championship game

Georgia wins the SEC East

You think this is far fetched? Seems possible, if not likely, to me...

[smackydoodle 200]

Auburn

1. Upset one of the higher ranked teams but lose to Vandy
   
2. RBs are so beast they switch to a Notre Dame Box style offense
   
3. Cody Parkey hits a 60 yard field goal just before a halftime
   

NCAA

1. Missouri beats Texas A&M in College Station to win the SEC East
   
2. Arkansas State actually enjoys completing passes four yards behind the line of scrimmage
   
3. Denard Robinson doesn't fake an injury due to his four interceptions vs Alabama
   
4. Lee Corso gets more predictions correct than incorrect
   
5. Oklahoma doesn't choke and wins the BCS
   

[WarEagle10 77]

Auburn

We beat either bama or LSU (possibly both)

Our D finishes in the top 15 in the nation.

We will still get no respect from BSPN

NCAA

Notre Dame beats Miss. State for the NC. The Thenator goes koo-koo on BSPN's set and has to be put in a straight jacket.

FSU does not win the ACC

The ACC loses their BCS Bowl game (shocker)

Vandy has back-to-back winning seasons. (first time since the 70's)

Marcus Lattimore finishes top 3 in Heisman votes.

[JwgreDeux 1,279]

Auburn:

1. Omac finishes the season with 2000 all purpose yards

2. KF has 3000 plus passing yards

3. Lemonier leads the Nation in sacks

NCAA:

1. USC doesn't win pac 10 (Oregon does)

2. West Virginia wins big 12

3. Florida State fails to win ACC

4. SEC west champ has 2 conference losses, and is decided by tie breaker

5. Mullen is out at MSU after the season

[achamb7 23]

Auburn

#1 - AU wins 10 games, including bowl game

#2 - Kiehl Frazier has a 4 - 1 TD - INT ratio

#3 - AU defense finishes top 15 in NCAA total defense

NCAA

#1 - Tennessee wins SEC East

#2 - SEC team does not make national championship game

#3 - West Virginia wins Big 12

#4 - Denard Robinson does not finish game against Alabama (concussion)