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I am Pete Fiutak and I'm smarter than you...

The top ten things I’m already sick of …

3. Auburn fans still screaming about not playing for the 2004 national title

It’s like the Duke brothers at the end of Trading Places, after losing all their money after betting heavily on the frozen concentrated orange juice market, yelling to get the traders back and to turn the machines back on. Yes, Auburn fans, you got the short end of the stick, but your Tigers aren’t going to get their shot at USC.

As soon as jacklegs like you, Mr. Fiutak, stop claiming that you know the results of an Auburn-USC match-up, I'll stop saying that Auburn deserved a shot at the Trojans.

By the way, it originally read like this...

Yes, Auburn fans, you got the short end of the stick, but you're Tigers aren’t going to get their shot at USC.

Nice grammar there, "journalist".

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