What I learned from the news about Katrina

[Ranger12 46]

I got this in an e-mail. It may offend some, but you'll just have to get over it because it is too close to the truth to ignore.

    Things I have learned from watching the news about Hurricane Katrina on TV

    1.      The hurricane only hit black family's property.

    2.      New  Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.

    3.  Mssissippi is reported to have a tree blown down.

    4.  New Orleans has no white people.

    5.  The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an

    Alabama resident.

    6.      When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen  TV.

    7.      The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looter and gang free and they are in your city.

    8.      White folks don't make good news stories.

    9.      Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help  rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.

    10.    Only black family members got separated in the hurricane

    rescue efforts.

    11.    Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being  stupid.

    12.    Oh, and it is all George Bush's fault.