GalensGhost 0 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Evan Woodberry of the Mobile Press Register had this to say about Brodie being drafted by the Chiefs: Croyle will be tossed into a four-quarterback race in Kansas City, where he could knock current No. 2 quarterback Damon Huard out of a job. Yes, and he could gain 190 pounds and take a job as the team's bus driver. He could get a platinum grill and start rapping with Nelly He could decide to walk from Tuscaloosa to Kansas City, lose his way in Mississippi and choose to become a cotton farmer. He could get a sex change and become a stand-in for Cher. He could try to grow a moustache and fail miserably. He could wear a visor and be the team's waterboy. He could ... oh, you get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vatz22au 142 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 He could beat Auburn....wait, thats impossible now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKCAUB 0 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 He could meet up with Robbie Benson in Mississippi, and they could both spend the rest of their lives singing Ode to Billy Joe, and looking for that danged bridge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTim 3,457 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 He could become a has-been and open a steakhouse or wing place. Isn't that what all uaters eventually do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrnfanatc 6 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 He could become a has-been and open a steakhouse or wing place. Isn't that what all uaters eventually do? 233602[/snapback] Either that or become "objective" sports reporters in Birmingham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GalensGhost 0 Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Brodie could take buckets full of steroids and try to needle his way past Hank Aaron on the all time home run list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Brodieonds coulddid take buckets full of steroids and is trying to needle his way past Hank Aaron on the all time home run list. 233647[/snapback] Fixed that for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idrivefast 0 Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Brodieonds coulddid take buckets full of steroids and is trying to needle his way past Hank Aaron on the all time home run list. 233647[/snapback] Fixed that for ya. 233654[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTiger 3,915 Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 He could become a has-been and open a steakhouse or wing place. Isn't that what all uaters eventually do? 233602[/snapback] What do you mean "BECOME a has been"? Don't you have to be something before you become a "has-been"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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