LegalEagle 22 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 The Auburn/Alabama Game Alabama/Auburn 50 yard line A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Auburn/ Alabama game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No," he says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Auburn/Alabama game, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Auburn/Alabama game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1987." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible! But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?". The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at her funeral." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle 22 Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 Thanks for moving this. I mistakenly thought that AU football threads went in the AU Football Forum. My greatest apologies. LE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCWarEagle 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 That's a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger12 46 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Well, I guess he figures he can continue mourning after the game. His wife is not going anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
otterinbham 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Thanks for moving this. I mistakenly thought that AU football threads went in the AU Football Forum. My greatest apologies. LE You're so mistaken. How dare you think that one can make a joke and still be relevant to Auburn football? You should be ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud Tiger 4,261 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Thanks for moving this. I mistakenly thought that AU football threads went in the AU Football Forum. My greatest apologies. LE It seems that only a few are allowed to do comedy routines in the forum of their choosing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle 22 Posted November 7, 2006 Author Share Posted November 7, 2006 Thanks for moving this. I mistakenly thought that AU football threads went in the AU Football Forum. My greatest apologies. LE It seems that only a few are allowed to do comedy routines in the forum of their choosing. PT, I see 'em talkin' about BammerBall all of the time here - The Bammer football team is the biggest joke in the nation! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU alum 2 Posted November 8, 2006 Share Posted November 8, 2006 Thanks for moving this. I mistakenly thought that AU football threads went in the AU Football Forum. My greatest apologies. LE You're so mistaken. How dare you think that one can make a joke and still be relevant to Auburn football? You should be ashamed. No, no. A joke is VERY relevant to SPUAT football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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