this week in stupid: March 24 edition

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Open in app or online this week in stupid: March 24 edition pudding-gate comes for Ron DeSantis, Jesus hands out free toes, and so much more Jeff Tiedrich Mar 24     Save     ▷  Listen   as another stupid week comes to a close here in America. let’s look back at some of the highlights. Upgrade to paid saturday: drag performers beat the s*** out of proud boys oh, this is going to be a ******* piece of cake, thought the proud boys. let’s go to one of these Drag Queen Story Hours and **** their girlyman s*** right up. the proud boys made one tactical mistake. they chose a Drag Queen Story Hour in New York City. spoiler alert: things did not go well for the proud boys. in their own words: “I came here to help, not get the s*** beat out of me.” but, the s*** beat out of them is what they got, by men wearing dresses. and the icing on the cake? the proud boys got ******* arrested, too. welcome to New York, jackasses. not so proud now, are you. Oliya Scootercaster 🛴🌻 @ScooterCasterNY #HappeningNow "I came here to help, not get the s*** beat out of me" - a member of Proud Boys, with visible blood on his face ushered away from Drag Queen Story Hour event in NYC as protesters chant "**** the Proud Boys" Oliya Scootercaster 🛴🌻 @ScooterCasterNY #HAPPENINGNOW Drag Queen Story Hour with Attorney General Letitia James protested at NYC LGBTQ center in Manhattan. One arrest so far from opposer of Drag Queen Story Hour THREAD 🧵 https://t.co/oBVwXySI3w 5:37 PM ∙ Mar 19, 2023 27,425Likes5,718Retweets sunday: Jesus is handing out free toes here’s a thing that’s certain to revolutionize the medical industry. if your estranged husband ever breaks into your house and shoots off three of your toes, just pray real hard and Jesus’s Free Toe Hotline will answer the call. it’s that simple, and we’re pretty sure there’s no co-pay. Marjorie Three Toes Greene was unavailable for comment. Hemant Mehta @hemantmehta A woman who attends James River Church in Missouri claims prayer helped regrow her three amputated toes in the span of 30 minutes. Don't bother looking for proof. No one took video, apparently. I wrote more here: friendlyatheist.substack.com/p/this-christi… 12:44 AM ∙ Mar 20, 2023 1,123Likes184Retweets monday: Donald Trump calls for massive protests. six people show up Donald Trump so badly wanted to turn his arrest (that didn’t happen) into a second January 6th. he spent the entire weekend calling for all of his worshipers to run amok in New York and prevent his arrest (that didn’t happen). each one of his Truth Social blurts was more panicked than the previous. then came Monday and the six loneliest protesters in the world showed up in front of Trump’s gold-plated tower. hashtag sad. Tristan Snell @TristanSnell Donald Trump called for his supporters to descend on NYC. Some shared an old video of a crowd outside Trump Tower, which was quickly debunked. Here’s what Trump Tower actually looked like today. Total # of protestors - 6 1:39 AM ∙ Mar 21, 2023 5,030Likes1,276Retweets tuesday: Tucker Carlson backpedals at the speed of light when news came out that soft, pampered heir to the Swanson frozen fishstick fortune Tucker Carlson texted that he hated Donald Trump’s guts, you knew it was only a matter of time before he had to publicly state that Tucker Carlson did not mean what Tucker Carlson said. and so Tucker went on Bo Snerdley’s (we are not making this up) podcast and did exacly that. because come on, who are you going to believe, Tucker Carlson, or Tucker Carlson? Media Matters @mmfa Tucker Carlson makes pathetic and desperate attempt to walk back his private confession that he hates Donald Trump mediamatters.orgTucker Carlson makes pathetic and desperate attempt to walk back his private confession that he hates Donald Trump 9:10 PM ∙ Mar 21, 2023 100Likes30Retweets wednesday: what. the ****. is this I can’t even. Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦 @RonFilipkowski Cesi Truman says she is being discriminated against at the airport because she has been tagged for Special Screening. She thinks it is because she is a MAGA candidate for Congress and recently attended a Trump Boat Parade rally. 1:37 PM ∙ Mar 22, 2023 3,899Likes498Retweets thursday: pudding-gate comes for Ron DeSantis very cool, very normal, very relatable and definitely-not-a-lizard-creature-from-outer-space-wearing-an-ill-fitting-human-skin-suit Ron DeSantis would very much like you to know the he absolutely does not and would never ever ever ever ever use his weird how-do-these-work human digits to dig delicious snack food out of a cup and use those same fingers to guide this yummy nutrition into the noise-hole on his what was that called again? oh yeah — face. perectly normal. Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence very cool 11:14 PM ∙ Mar 23, 2023 friday: ? hey, it’s only ten o’clock in the morning as I sit here writing this. but give it time, I guarantee you that some dispshit wingnut is going to do something stupid before the day is over. you can set your watch to it. have a great weekend, everyone. everyone is entitled to my own opinion is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Upgrade to paid   You're currently a free subscriber to everyone is entitled to my own opinion . For the full experience, upgrade your subscription. Upgrade to paid   Like   Comment   Share   Read everyone is entitled to my own opinion in the app Listen to posts, join subscriber chats, and never miss an update from Jeff Tiedrich.   © 2023 Jeff Tiedrich 548 Market Street PMB 72296, San Francisco, CA 94104 Unsubscribe