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I Hate Alabama and You Should, Too


Dwayne Pride

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12 minutes ago, tigerrules said:

Bammers eat Quaker instant grits.  

Well, grits don’t actually require teeth so it makes sense.

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15 hours ago, Dwayne Pride said:

Nick Saban is a close talker. 

you know the satans so well i believe you are a close friend. prove me wrong........

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21 minutes ago, aubiefifty said:

you know the satans so well i believe you are a close friend. prove me wrong........

Are you questioning my bonafide status?  I was nice to you earlier!   
 

What can I do?  Hard to prove a negative.  I am in Auburn as we speak.  
 

 

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2 minutes ago, Dwayne Pride said:

Are you questioning my bonafide status?  I was nice to you earlier!   
 

What can I do?  Hard to prove a negative.  I am in Auburn as we speak.  
 

 

i am down brother so i just poked the bear so to speak.sadly it was not close to funny but it was all i had.

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15 hours ago, Dwayne Pride said:

Miss Terry posts her life story before she gets to the recipe. 

Hahaha omg I HATE that. I do not care about your 8,000 word manifesto on mashed potatoes. 

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A classic from the War Eagle Reader 2012…very apropos for current events…

 

You secretly believe the most interesting and most enjoyable facet of Auburn fandom is the ever-present martyrdom. Your innards smile with wry glee when an Alabama fan mentions 14 or Nick Saban and his continued compensating march of personal doom. You are like an early Christian in Rome. But these gladiatorial pits are Cracker Barrel and Jim’s Barber Shop and the lions are jolly and bitter retired men of 60+. “Hey [you]. Hey, what happened to you Barn fans? I thought ya’ll were All In.” And they hack with laughter. You act mad. Are you mad? You might feel actual anger. The frustration of impotence perhaps. But later, when you’re alone in your car or lying beside your wife, a quick smile will appear, and you will comfort yourself with the incandescent truth and beauty of your personal Auburn love.
“Call me home, Shug. I’m ready.”

 

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