AUTiger94 0 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Dear Friends and Relatives: > > > > > > I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise > > > $5,000,000 for a monument of George W. Bush. We originally wanted to > > > put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room > > > for two more faces. > > > > > > We then decided to erect a statue of George in the Washington, D. C. > > > Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be > > > placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George > > > Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never > > > told the tr uth, since George could never tell the difference. > > > > > > We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the > greatest > > > Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and > > > when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not > knowing > > > where he had been, and did it all on someone else's money. > > > > > > Thank you. > > > George W. Bush Monument. Committee > > > > > > P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AURaptor 1,126 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Ya should have quit w/ the 'brazillion' joke, and left it at that. Where do you get these lame ass jokes? AirAmerica ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bottomfeeder 244 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 That's like his greastest moment of his two terms so far is a 7.5 pound bass. Jeez, what kind of lame duck would consider a fishing trip better than public service? I guess he's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger12 46 Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Straight from the mouth of the political genius and leader...Al Franken! :yawn: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 When you cut and paste these from the email, please take an additional 23 seconds and delete the ">>>" at the end of each line. It makes it much easier to read. As it is, you lose most of your audience before the punchline. Thanks, The Management Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUTiger94 0 Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 When you cut and paste these from the email, please take an additional 23 seconds and delete the ">>>" at the end of each line. It makes it much easier to read. As it is, you lose most of your audience before the punchline. Thanks, The Management 234527[/snapback] Sorry! I didn't think it would present a problem. <<<<<<<<Bite <<<<< <<< <<< <<< <<ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Sorry! I didn't think it would present a problem. <<<<<<<<Bite <<<<< <<< <<< <<< <<ME! 234578[/snapback] Small things bother me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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