How God chose the SEC colors

[Blonde Wasabi 0]

We've all wondered how the school colors were chosen. Here's the

scoop...

Some Tennessee, Georgia, Auburn and Alabama fans decided that

black-and-white school colors were a bit too dull. So they called upon

God to give them colors that would truly represent them.

First, the Tennessee fans stepped before God and asked for their

school's colors. God said, "When I see Tennessee, I see a great big

orange sun coming up over puffy white clouds. Tennessee will be orange

and white".

Next, the Georgia fans stood before God and asked for their school

colors. God said, "I see a field of fertile black soil...from which

will

grow a beautiful field of red roses. Georgia will be black and red."

The Auburn fans were next. God said as he patted his favorite sons on

the head, "When I think of my beautiful Auburn, I see a glorious sky of

blue with the bright shining orange sun shining down on my favorite

town. You, my loved ones, your colors are orange and blue."

God then turned to the Alabama fans and said quite hastily, "Your

colors are crimson and white."

Later, after the fans had left, St. Peter came to God and said, "Lord,

as you handed out each fan's colors, you explained their origin-all but

the Alabama fans. I'm curious. Why crimson and white? What do you see

when you think of Alabama?"

"I see the same thing as you see," God said, "white trash and

rednecks".

War Eagle!!!

[Ranger12 46]

That's my woman!!!!

[tiger88 934]

lol.

So true I am wondering if this really happened.

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