Jenny AU-92 0 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Feel free to share with others. It's the song the orphans sing in the hit Broadway musical, Annie... lyrics shamlessly altered by Jen to make the absolute most out of a fabulous pathetic situation in Tuscaloser. It's a Hard Knock Life!! It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us! No one cares for us a smidge We’re college football’s orphanage! It's the hard-knock life! 'Steada Rich Rod, We get tricked! 'Steada Saban, We get kicked! It's the hard-knock life! Hired a Shula, 'Steada Croom! Then the Bulldogs Sealed his doom! It's the hard-knock life! Fired a Shula, 'Steada Moore! No coaches knockin’ Down our door! It's the hard-knock life! Can’t beat Auburn 'Stead we lose! Fear the Thumb makes Us hit the booze! It's the hard-knock life! Our guys do M.J. 'Steada weights! No longer up there Among the greats! It's the hard-knock life! Got no coach to speak of, so, It's the hard-knock row we hoe! Don't if feel like the Tiger’s always howl'n? Don't it seem like there's never any light! At the Iron Bowl, don't you wanna throw the towel in? It's easier than puttin' up a fight. No one's there when your dreams of Bahr get creepy! No one cares - we’re not the powerhouse we think! No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy! From all the cryin' you would think this place's a sink! The Second Coming of the Bahr, we never see (new recruit:) The Bahr, what's that? Who's he? Ohhhh!!!!!!! Stupid A.D. life! Rotten P.R. life! Full of sorrow life! No tomorrow life! It's the hard-knock life! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinCrimson 61 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Will I be the second Benedict Arnold if I admit to laughing? Oh well... Jenny, that was funny. I know that as a Jay-Z song. Not the little orphan Annie, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,440 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Jenny that was very funny. WC, man you arent turning into a masochist are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinCrimson 61 Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 No! But sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaydubb121 22 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 AUSOME!!!! Wow , yet another talent from the beautiful and fertile Jen. WTG!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger12 46 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 That was good Jenny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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