MDM4AU 336 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 DINNER CONVERSATION GONE BAD............ WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - - HUSBAND: "DANG-IT!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,519 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueTiger 0 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 lol That sounds like something I would do. WARR EAGLE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AuNuma1 Posted December 11, 2003 Share Posted December 11, 2003 People actually play golf with their wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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