AUChizad 0 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 A kindergarten teacher starts a new job in Tuscaloosa and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is an Alabama fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Alabama fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not an Alabama fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well if your not an Alabama fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I'm an Auburn fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why, pray tell, are you an Auburn fan?" "Because my mom and dad are from Auburn, and my mom is an Auburn fan and my dad is an Auburn fan, so I'm an Auburn fan too!" "Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be an Auburn fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and you dad was a drug dealer and car theif, what what you be then?" "Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be an Alabama fan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUesquire 1 Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 STOP, I've heard that. The little girl then says, "I'd be an Alabama fan." I keed I'm already e-mailing that one to a misguided Bammer friend of mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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