She freaking got out of it...

[townhallsavoy 2]

No. Tall, stickly, droopy eyes, crooked smile, fried platinum hair, and most importantly - sharp knees.

Why do you hate droopy eyes?

I hate that "I'm tired all the damn time" look.

[otterinbham 0]

I think it adds an extra layer of spanky allure.

[AUslug 1]

She is easy on the eyes for the most part but I have seen her in "action" and it was laughable at best.

[bellefay1 1]

paris hilton's judge = mike shula

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Lets' go ahead and be honest with ourselves here. She's every bit as hot at Maria Sharapova or Anna Kournikova. Or at least in the same neighboorhood. Take away what you know about her fun-loving nature and look at her features.

To quote a friend of mine: "Just remember guys, she is making some poor SOB's life hell right now..."

I think I have associated, known, dated, been friends with, etc all the bitchy little spoiled rotten brats I ever want to know.

http://www.tmz.com/category/paris-hilton/

BTW, Paris was released without the Judges' okay. She is due in court at 9AM tommorow. I think he is pissed. He specifically ordered that she NOT be released on monitoring equipment. Here's hoping the sheriff goes to jail at the same time.

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Just fior fun:

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite....cial.ytmnd.com/

She really is a mannequin.

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Lets' go ahead and be honest with ourselves here. She's every bit as hot at Maria Sharapova or Anna Kournikova. Or at least in the same neighboorhood. Take away what you know about her fun-loving nature and look at her features.

To qute a friend of mine: "Just remember guys, she is making some poor SOB's life hell right now..."

I think I have associated, known, dated, been friends with, etc all the bitchy little spoiled rotten brats I ever want to know.

http://www.tmz.com/category/paris-hilton/

BTW, Paris was released without the Judges' okay. She is due in court at 9AM tommorow. I think he is pissed. He specifically ordered that she NOT be released on monitoring equipment. Here's hoping the sheriff goes to jail at the same time.

I heard that the sheriff was to be charged with contempt. Hope they fine him too. Take some of Hilton's money.

[quietfan 233]

Did anyone watch Conan O'Brien last night? According to him:

" They are already planning a movie about Paris' experiences in jail. It will be called RawSkank Redemption."

[TitanTiger 20,561]

Well, count me in the category that doesn't think she's ugly, but not exactly hot either. She's too damn skinny, has a funny looking face and I can't stand how she mugs for every photo taken of her.

I could name dozens of celebrity women I think are hot before she would even come to mind. Hell, I know several in my own circle of acquaintances that are better looking than her.

And aside from the moral reasons, if I were single I still wouldn't hit that walking petri dish for all the tea in China.

[saniflush 0]

Well, count me in the category that doesn't think she's ugly, but not exactly hot either. She's too damn skinny, has a funny looking face and I can't stand how she mugs for every photo taken of her.

I could name dozens of celebrity women I think are hot before she would even come to mind. Hell, I know several in my own circle of acquaintances that are better looking than her.

And aside from the moral reasons, if I were single I still wouldn't hit that walking petri dish for all the tea in China.

What so special about Chinese tea?

[TitanTiger 20,561]

Well, count me in the category that doesn't think she's ugly, but not exactly hot either. She's too damn skinny, has a funny looking face and I can't stand how she mugs for every photo taken of her.

I could name dozens of celebrity women I think are hot before she would even come to mind. Hell, I know several in my own circle of acquaintances that are better looking than her.

And aside from the moral reasons, if I were single I still wouldn't hit that walking petri dish for all the tea in China.

What so special about Chinese tea?

Why do you hate the Chinese?

[CCTAU 3,357]

She just needs a couple of babies and that body would round out nicely. Then again, she probably should not reproduce. But we let Brittany do it. How bad could Paris be.....

[Guest Warden]

She just needs a couple of babies and that body would round out nicely. Then again, she probably should not reproduce. But we let Brittany do it. How bad could Paris be.....

Do we really want an answer to that question?

[Tigermike 3,086]

To quote a friend of mine: "Just remember guys, she is making some poor SOB's life hell right now..."

Preach on Brother!

BTW, Paris was released without the Judges' okay. She is due in court at 9AM tommorow. I think he is pissed. He specifically ordered that she NOT be released on monitoring equipment. Here's hoping the sheriff goes to jail at the same time.

Now we know which poor SOB's live is miserable right now don't we?

[quietfan 233]

She just needs a couple of babies and that body would round out nicely. Then again, she probably should not reproduce. But we let Brittany do it. How bad could Paris be.....

Have you no respect for the gene pool of the species?!

[SupperClub 0]

I say you guys are crazy. If it were me (and if I were a single man, of course), I would intentionally knock her up and get a one-way ticket on the Hilton Gravy Train. I'd let you guys make fun of me until the cows came home, because I'd be laughing all the way to the stockbroker (with the accounts in my name only, of course).

[otterinbham 0]

She just needs a couple of babies and that body would round out nicely. Then again, she probably should not reproduce. But we let Brittany do it. How bad could Paris be.....

Have you no respect for the gene pool of the species?!

One word: Eugenics.

[AUChizad 0]

I say you guys are crazy. If it were me (and if I were a single man, of course), I would intentionally knock her up and get a one-way ticket on the Hilton Gravy Train. I'd let you guys make fun of me until the cows came home, because I'd be laughing all the way to the stockbroker (with the accounts in my name only, of course).

I think we're taking into account the "If she was just a random chick in a bar" standard.

This is the true test. Constant media coverage, billions of dollars, and the sex tapes obviously help her sexiness levels.

But if she were just a random face in a crowded bar in, say Auburn, I'd probably be able to point out at least 30 hotter chicks.

[GalensGhost 0]

She is easy on the eyes for the most part but I have seen her in "action" and it was laughable at best.

Laughable? Good call, super porn king.

I've been married 17 years. I saw nothing to laugh at in that video. Wisful remembrances of the past, maybe, but no laughing.

[Guest Warden]

Wistful.

[ssgaufan 0]

She is easy on the eyes for the most part but I have seen her in "action" and it was laughable at best.

Laughable? Good call, super porn king.

I've been married 17 years. I saw nothing to laugh at in that video. Wisful remembrances of the past, maybe, but no laughing.

She looked like a pretty boring ride to me. Still, I'd give her a seven, and brag about it to my buddies.

[abrnfanatc 6]

Wishful

[GalensGhost 0]

She is easy on the eyes for the most part but I have seen her in "action" and it was laughable at best.

Laughable? Good call, super porn king.

I've been married 17 years. I saw nothing to laugh at in that video. Wisful remembrances of the past, maybe, but no laughing.

She looked like a pretty boring ride to me. Still, I'd give her a seven, and brag about it to my buddies.

She was a little dispassionate, I'll give you that. And a little preoccupied with looking at herself on the camera, perhaps. But she was unabashedly and unashamedly naked, lights were on, there were times where it was still daylight, she wasn't hurried or rushed, she seemed to enjoy it (rather than viewing it as a chore) and she maintained a playful nature. It was pretty clear that the whole experience was an exercise in fun or to alleviate boredom. It was just something to do to pass the time. "I'm bored. Let's get naked, have lots of sex and make a movie of it, k?" There were no strings or expectations. I think I'm in love with her.

[AUChizad 0]

She is easy on the eyes for the most part but I have seen her in "action" and it was laughable at best.

Laughable? Good call, super porn king.

I've been married 17 years. I saw nothing to laugh at in that video. Wisful remembrances of the past, maybe, but no laughing.

She looked like a pretty boring ride to me. Still, I'd give her a seven, and brag about it to my buddies.

She was a little dispassionate, I'll give you that. And a little preoccupied with looking at herself on the camera, perhaps. But she was unabashedly and unashamedly naked, lights were on, there were times where it was still daylight, she wasn't hurried or rushed, she seemed to enjoy it (rather than viewing it as a chore) and she maintained a playful nature. It was pretty clear that the whole experience was an exercise in fun or to alleviate boredom. It was just something to do to pass the time. "I'm bored. Let's get naked, have lots of sex and make a movie of it, k?" There were no strings or expectations. I think I'm in love with her.

If all it takes to get you that ecstatic is for her to appear as if she is enjoying the act (which she barely does), I fear the thought of marriage.

[GalensGhost 0]

She is easy on the eyes for the most part but I have seen her in "action" and it was laughable at best.

Laughable? Good call, super porn king.

I've been married 17 years. I saw nothing to laugh at in that video. Wisful remembrances of the past, maybe, but no laughing.

She looked like a pretty boring ride to me. Still, I'd give her a seven, and brag about it to my buddies.

She was a little dispassionate, I'll give you that. And a little preoccupied with looking at herself on the camera, perhaps. But she was unabashedly and unashamedly naked, lights were on, there were times where it was still daylight, she wasn't hurried or rushed, she seemed to enjoy it (rather than viewing it as a chore) and she maintained a playful nature. It was pretty clear that the whole experience was an exercise in fun or to alleviate boredom. It was just something to do to pass the time. "I'm bored. Let's get naked, have lots of sex and make a movie of it, k?" There were no strings or expectations. I think I'm in love with her.

If all it takes to get you that ecstatic is for her to appear as if she is enjoying the act (which she barely does), I fear the thought of marriage.

Fear the ring.

Actually not the ring, fear the things it brings. Kids that make naked daytime romps unlikely and turn conversation from "you sure look sexy" to "I sure am tired." When "are you up for it" becomes "whose turn is it to get up with the baby?" When "you wanna go again?" turns into "you get into that bed right now, young lady." Mortgages and car payments that sap your strength. Yards that need watering. Dogs that need feeding. Garbage that needs taking out. Floors that need mopping. Dishes that need washing. When a fun night in front of the TV includes Hannah Montana instead of Jenna Jameson. When you have to schedule "date nights" and spend most of them talking about the kids. When you have to look at a datebook to schedule time for each other.

It just happens. You swear it won't. And then you find yourself looking at a nymph like Paris, who has none of that baggage and you start remembering how things used to be. The reckless abandon, the days of deciding to have a naked day romp just because you felt like it. The last time I decided I was just going to walk through the house naked because I was alone, it was my house and I just wanted to, my daughter came home unexpectedly from school. I wasn't aware it was a half-day. She brought friends. I barely escaped to and was trapped in the laundry room for several hours.