Dyebama 2 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 20% OF THE U. OF ALABAMA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR AND THE JOKES ARE FLOWING OUT OF AUBURN. PA-ROLE TIDE....................Enjoy! ____________________________________________________ A lady in Tuscaloosa calls 911. Hysterically, she says, "Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!" The police officer says, "We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you." ____________________________________________________ Q: What is Nick Saban's biggest concern? A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation? _____________________________________________________ Q: What do you call a drug ring in Tuscaloosa? A: A huddle _____________________________________________________ Q: Four Bammer players in a car, who's driving? A: The police _____________________________________________________ Q: Why can't most of the Bammer players get into a huddle on the field? A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons. ____________________________________________________ The Bammer team has adopted a new Honor System. "Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor". _____________________________________________________ The Tide is expecting a 7-6 season this year. 7 Arrests, 6 convictions. ______________________________________________________ Q: How will the Tide spend the first week of Spring Training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bottomfeeder 244 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 That ain't right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarTiger 3,939 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 This is about the 10th time this has been posted.... Old News! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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