AUSportTalk 4 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows When the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's f@rt football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown , tie score." After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7." Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, And accidentally poops in the bed. The wife says, "What the heck was that?" The old man says, "Half time, switch sides." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollToomers1345162763 0 Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 hahaaaaaa!! good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest auburn warrior Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 hell yeah :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUDomination 0 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Best joke I've heard in a while!! :laugh: Thanks for sharing man!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson-Sullivan 0 Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Wow! That is a very good one!!!!! LMAO!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Tiger 0 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Funny post :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auburntiger341345162773 0 Posted March 11, 2009 Share Posted March 11, 2009 that was hilarious where did u get that from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bow9den 0 Posted March 13, 2009 Share Posted March 13, 2009 haha very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnInNC 0 Posted March 17, 2009 Share Posted March 17, 2009 You ain't right, Radio. WDE!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSportTalk 4 Posted March 18, 2009 Author Share Posted March 18, 2009 HaHa!! I heard this one a few years ago but alot of people don't know it!! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnEngineer 0 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Man that actually happened to me last night ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbird 60,566 Posted January 9, 2010 Share Posted January 9, 2010 You're killing me Smalls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lyles2010 0 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonesc1_98 0 Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 OMG! I am just reading this and everyone in my office is coming by asking if I am ok... that's funny, I don't care who you are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Autiger88 Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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