TitanTiger 20,510 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 The Difference between Liberals and Conservatives - on using a gun Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? _________________________________________________________ Liberal Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send to society and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion. _________________________________________________________ Conservative Answer: BANG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I can add two to the Liberal one: Would I be committing a hate crime? Will his civil rights be violated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Al 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Pure stupidity!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,510 Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 It was a joke, Al. Lighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aucorner 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Pure stupidity!!! TRUTH hurts, doesn't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Al 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Pure stupidity!!! TRUTH hurts, doesn't it! No...it's pure stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,510 Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 Cry me a river. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aucorner 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 Pure stupidity!!! TRUTH hurts, doesn't it! No...it's pure stupidity. stupidity = the left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 336 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 TigerAL = If a lib tells a joke it's funny or quotes the "Liberal News Daily" it's truth. But let a Conservative make a joke and they become my 10 year old cousin when she doesn't like something. It becomes "stupid." PATHETIC! :headshake: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Al 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 TigerAL = If a lib tells a joke it's funny or quotes the "Liberal News Daily" it's truth. But let a Conservative make a joke and they become my 10 year old cousin when she doesn't like something. It becomes "stupid." PATHETIC! :headshake: The whole premise of the joke is stupid. If the guy was carrying a weapon and was an expert shot, he would've obviously worked out all of the "issues" that our "liberal" was fretting over. Pure stupidity. Sounds like your 10 year old cousin has figured you out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,510 Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 TigerAl, This seems a bit out of character for you. It's a joke. Jokes are exaggerated by nature. Geez, what makes it not so funny is having to explain this to you. :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aucorner 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 TigerAL = If a lib tells a joke it's funny or quotes the "Liberal News Daily" it's truth. But let a Conservative make a joke and they become my 10 year old cousin when she doesn't like something. It becomes "stupid." PATHETIC! :headshake: The whole premise of the joke is stupid. If the guy was carrying a weapon and was an expert shot, he would've obviously worked out all of the "issues" that our "liberal" was fretting over. Pure stupidity. Sounds like your 10 year old cousin has figured you out! yep.....it is a good thing that not everyone in this country is liberal. Otherwise, we would be pansies just like the French Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM4AU 336 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 TigerAL = If a lib tells a joke it's funny or quotes the "Liberal News Daily" it's truth. But let a Conservative make a joke and they become my 10 year old cousin when she doesn't like something. It becomes "stupid." PATHETIC! :headshake: The whole premise of the joke is stupid. If the guy was carrying a weapon and was an expert shot, he would've obviously worked out all of the "issues" that our "liberal" was fretting over. Pure stupidity. Sounds like your 10 year old cousin has figured you out! Surely you are smarter than this, Al. It's a joke! Like TitanTiger said, the exaggeration is what makes it a, come on - say it with me, A JOKE! Jiminey Cricket! :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Al 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 TigerAl,This seems a bit out of character for you. It's a joke. Jokes are exaggerated by nature. Geez, what makes it not so funny is having to explain this to you. :roll: Titan, I'm just pushing buttons, that's all. Just seeing who is so uptight that they will argue anything, so long as it is the conservative perspective. The joke REALLY wasn't that funny, not because I'm a liberal, but because it REALLY wasn't that funny. I know you can do better than that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aucorner 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 TigerAl,This seems a bit out of character for you. It's a joke. Jokes are exaggerated by nature. Geez, what makes it not so funny is having to explain this to you. :roll: Titan, I'm just pushing buttons, that's all. Just seeing who is so uptight that they will argue anything, so long as it is the conservative perspective. The joke REALLY wasn't that funny, not because I'm a liberal, but because it REALLY wasn't that funny. I know you can do better than that!!! Tiger Al = pansy just pushing buttons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,510 Posted October 24, 2003 Author Share Posted October 24, 2003 TigerAl,This seems a bit out of character for you. It's a joke. Jokes are exaggerated by nature. Geez, what makes it not so funny is having to explain this to you. :roll: Titan, I'm just pushing buttons, that's all. Just seeing who is so uptight that they will argue anything, so long as it is the conservative perspective. The joke REALLY wasn't that funny, not because I'm a liberal, but because it REALLY wasn't that funny. I know you can do better than that!!! Well, forgive me if I think the main reason you don't think it's funny is because it makes fun of liberals and you don't consider yourself part of the Commie-Gun-Control wing of the Democratic Party. Everyone I've told it to today got a good chuckle out of it...even the libbies (except for you). Me thinks someone took a whiz in your cereal this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerlifer3 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I found this funny. I guess I am a consertative cause while I wouldn't have shot a glock at him, I do carry a browning semi-automatic 9 millimeter in a ankle holster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger Al 0 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 TigerAl,This seems a bit out of character for you. It's a joke. Jokes are exaggerated by nature. Geez, what makes it not so funny is having to explain this to you. :roll: Titan, I'm just pushing buttons, that's all. Just seeing who is so uptight that they will argue anything, so long as it is the conservative perspective. The joke REALLY wasn't that funny, not because I'm a liberal, but because it REALLY wasn't that funny. I know you can do better than that!!! Well, forgive me if I think the main reason you don't think it's funny is because it makes fun of liberals and you don't consider yourself part of the Commie-Gun-Control wing of the Democratic Party. Everyone I've told it to today got a good chuckle out of it...even the libbies (except for you). Me thinks someone took a whiz in your cereal this morning. In all honesty, I may have chuckled ever so slightly. Like I said, I KNOW you can do better than that. No cereal, bacon-egg-cheese biscuit. The bacon was a little floppy, so that might explain it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCTAU 3,342 Posted October 24, 2003 Share Posted October 24, 2003 I found this funny. I guess I am a consertative cause while I wouldn't have shot a glock at him, I do carry a browning semi-automatic 9 millimeter in a ankle holster. Walk with a limp, huh? I have heard this before and have always thought as TigerAl....why would a pansy ass liberal be carrying a gun. He wouldn't. The last thing he would be thinking of when the knife hit his gut is, "where is one of those damn unamerican, backwoods, toothless gun toters when you need one?" It's OK Al, I still have friends in the area that I will send to protect you when it all goes to crap!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted October 27, 2003 Share Posted October 27, 2003 One of my friends said this would be the response in Texas: Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! *click* *clatter* *snick* Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! "Good grouping, honey." "Yeah mom, nice shooting!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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