doc4aday 1,887 Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 NEWS FLASH!!!!!!! Radar just detected a huge bunch of objects that fell to the ground just outside the confines of Bryant Denny Stadium in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. To the delight of a group of 200 bammer fans, at least 500 bronzed objects turned out to be the highly coveted "Updyke Turd collection." These prized collector pieces have been numbered 1-500, and each one signed by the grand bammer master fan, Harvey Updyke. It was reported that several bammer fans broke out in fist fights in order to grab as many of these as possible. The most coveted one that is gold plated is said to be worth at least .99 cents. The Alabama State Police had to be called on to keep bammer fans from bonking other bammer fans in the head in order to have one of these rare treasures to post at the entrance of their out door toilet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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