Popular Post WillMunny 1,384 Posted December 15, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 15, 2022 (edited) Well, once again this year, I have some Christmas wishes for AU Football (and basketball). Mostly football. Mods, please feel free to move, or delete. For former coach Harsin, Your presence was bold, I think I must wish you, A stuffy head cold. For Stan the announcer, The QB that could, Some time with your fam'ly, Will do you some good. For Andy the play man, I wish you the might, To study the roster, And get the calls right. For AD John Cohen, You made the right choice, I wish you reluctance, To silence your voice. For Jimmy the Rane Man, We thank you (I think), You signed us new coaches, In YellaWood ink. For Hugh and his fam'ly, My wish is no quirk, A Twitter withdrawal, A cell that don't work. Continued redemption, Forgiveness and such, Some big OL transfers, A QB with touch. A DL, two safeties, Two corners, an edge, LBs that can tackle, Recruits on the pledge. And visors and neckties, They're some of the best, Such cool AU clothing, But no sweater vests. I wish you this lesson, There can be no doubt, Get on to the portal, Our our quickest way out. For Jarquez the Hunter, Tank opted to bye, You now have achieved it, The number one guy. For good ole Tank Bigsby, While making your rounds, I'd like to implore you, To please stay in bounds. For interim Caddy, I wish you da Bomb, Your ultimate present, A head coaching job. For dumb Lain Brain Kiffin, We all felt your diss, We gave you a chance here, Now rot at Ole Miss. For Bama and Saban, You've had enough time, I honestly wish you, Continued decline. For Bruce and the hoopers, For whom we all root, A center like Oscar, And guards that can shoot. For Wendell and Jaylin, And KD and Flan, And Westry and Jasper, A new shooting plan. Get close to the basket, Or pass to a mate, Or pound it down lower, And fill Johni's plate. For Sunni, gold gymnast, A genuine whiz, There's nothing to wish you, You're perfect as-is. And although off topic, I can't help respond, Mike Leach, we will miss you, Coach please carry on. Edited December 15, 2022 by WillMunny 7 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigerpro2a 5,650 Posted December 15, 2022 Share Posted December 15, 2022 Wasn't really sure what I was opening here when I clicked on the thread....Very nice. Absolutely love the last line for the Pirate! Nice Touch @WillMunny Loved the whole thing. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItMeansMore 2 Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 I want to shotgun a beer with Bruce, that's my wish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnNTexas 7,180 Posted December 19, 2022 Share Posted December 19, 2022 I loved your wish list. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillMunny 1,384 Posted December 20, 2022 Author Share Posted December 20, 2022 7 hours ago, ItMeansMore said: I want to shotgun a beer with Bruce, that's my wish @ItMeansMore I wish you, A brewski with Bruce, Shotgunned like two rednecks, A joy to let loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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