AuNuma1 1 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Absolutely hilarious...I never knew Coach Nutt had so many different names. Just to start you off: I hope everyone here has their tube of lube handy!! DRINKING GAME TIME!!Take a shot every time USC scores. We were going to do every missed tackled by the Hogs, but I want to live to tomorrow. Our defense is sweeeeet! We're killing 'em in time of possession Why do we even field a defense? ? ? ? ? What we need to do is to take the air outta' the ball...... That's what we need, more big mean Mexican dudes that can hit like that. Bwahahahah! However awfully embarassing for the SEC, these are some funny quotes coming from the pigs. Woopig.net Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUloggerhead 2,253 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Oh, man! I feel for the fans but I haven't laughed that hard at a thread since uat got news of their NCAA sanctions! Really hard to get a pass off when the fricking line defects like a band of gay Frenchmen. 9 mins left in the first QUARTER and we're down 21 to 7. Maybe we should get Springdale High to play our games for us. Memo to Reggie:They've had the ball three times, and have several very long plays. Seems as though lots of their guys are open. Of course I'm not a professional or anything. I know that you have a plan. 'Why do we even field a defense? ? ? ? ? 'On a pace for 33 TDs. Time to go get the record book. Well, at least our defense won't get tired from being on the field too long. 8 plays, 4 touchdowns.This math is easy. let's rough the passer and PISS HIM OFF so he'll run the next play down our throats and score a TD...... The refs may need to ice their shoulders down at halftime. Damn repetitive motion injuries!!! STOP THROWING THE fricking BALL!!! IT STOPS THE fricking CLOCK WHEN YOU DO SO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarolinaTiger 0 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 some more gems: Well, they've ran 6 plays as everyone has said. I'm looking at the positive note, we've stopped them threve times. Memo to Reggie:We've given up 28 points in the first quarter (so far). We should probably try and stop them pretty soon. I'll hang up and listen. love the 'i'll hang up and listen'.... Two of our plays have been described as "pretty." Something tells me that's how Nutt describes them also... Here comes the TD play..... They've already emptied the bench on this possession.We. are. Louisiana-Monroe. That last play that USC ran would take 3 years to teach HDN. I'm seriously contemplating heading up to the coaches offices on Monday with a picket sign. "Balls wanted. Will settle for intelligence." I wonder if it's possible to fire a coach in the middle of a game, i dont have this much liqour in the house.. "Hey man, do you still have the phone number of that truck driving school we saw on TV the other day?" This is terrible.But I can't stop watching. USC Possessions:Touchdown Touchdown Touchdown Touchdown Touchdown Touchdown End of Half Touchdown Arkansas MVP: The Stadium Clock Can we apply tonight for FEMA to send aid to Fayetteville, or do we have to wait until tomorrow? Goodness gracious. Is Theodore Cleaver our quarterback?I'd never seen him before tonight. Don't stop the clock!!! He's only halfway out of bounds. Leinert's only worry is which cheerleader(s) he is going sleep with tonight. I can now whistle the entire USC fight song. Pathetic. 10 more points and we are Pomona! I have it on DVD if anybody wants it. Out of their first 10 possessions, USC scored 9 touchdowns. They only time they were stopped was by halftime.... Well then obviously part of our defensive strategy has to be to have more halftimes in the game. and finally: Years ago, a black guy who worked for me gave me some great advice based on his own long history of prison lifeHe says "Cerdo, if you ever get sent to prison, find the biggest motherfricker you can find and go ask to be HIS girlfriend. You are a decent looking guy and you would be better being this one guy's bitch than being passed around the whole cell block for wholesale ass-rapings." If only we could have had USC on the schedule before Vandy - because no matter how much USC humiliates us, I still can't get the image out of my head of being passed around from the lowly like Vandy all the way around the country and the SEC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuNuma1 1 Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 I almost teared up on the Mexican one...that's some funny stuff. Thanks pig fans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draven 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Absolutely hilarious... but I feel for them because man that was just horrid game. Maybe they can get some confidence back by beating UAT . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DKW 86 7,440 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 You know it is a bad night when...... I can now whistle the entire USC fight song. Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerdude 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Hey guys, how bout a heads up on which thred this is,,so i can find it and read the rest! This is precious! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgr4lfe 220 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 That is some of the funniest stuff I have heard coming from fans!!!! DKW is right the one about the Mexican is got to be the BEST of all!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiger in Spain 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 "Really hard to get a pass off when the fricking line defects like a band of gay Frenchmen." - Jimmy Boarfett tigerdude, hit the link at the bottom of the first post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redfish99999 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 The Arkies have a great sense of humor...... Maybe we all should.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quietfan 233 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Maybe they can get some confidence back by beating UAT . 182615[/snapback] If only! That would make my weekend.But alas, I fear the reality is we will wake up Sunday moring to find Bama fans everywhere bragging about what an impressive victory they just had over a "tough" SEC opponent... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tigrinum Major Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 The Arkies have a great sense of humor...... Maybe we all should.... 182769[/snapback] They are a funny bunch, even if they are foul mouthed, vile, spiteful creatures. If you decide to interact with them, wear a cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWK 0 Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 hahahaha, reminds me of comments i hear from my smart ass friends from UAT last year when i went to a few games *LOL my favorite some nice quotes to start the game..."Arkansas comes in confident" "Im looking for arkansas to bloody the trojan lips" "no SEC team has ever been a 4 TD underdog outside of conference play" "HDN loves the penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuNuma1 1 Posted September 20, 2005 Author Share Posted September 20, 2005 Hey guys, how bout a heads up on which thred this is,,so i can find it and read the rest! This is precious! lol 182647[/snapback] I linked to it in the original post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
auskull 239 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I pity the first SEC team that loses to Ark. Can you imagine the humiliation and razing that will be forthcoming? Tubs better not find a way to lose this one under any circumstances. I now want Ark to beat UAT in the worst way. It will set me up with my Bammer friends for the rest of the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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