Jump to content

Marching in the streets...


GalensGhost

Recommended Posts

A SILENT MARCH? When was the last time you saw even two Bammers together, with beers, and no one spoke or showed their anusi?

wait...wasn't there a story on the news about two bama fans getting married..ah..nevermind. nothing silent about that. Ugly is pretty loud.

Link to comment
Share on other sites





There were a lot of silent ani last year at the Iron Bowl after the first 10 minutes. That just goes to prove that they can be silent!!!!

You could here lots of women "falling" down steps.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

But would it really be a silent march? I mean even if you could keep their yaps shut, you would still hear the telltale farting, crotch scratching, and belching from their women (I don't even want to describe the men). Oh, and the unbearable "fwit fwit fwit fwit fwit" as 10,000 Crimson Tide fans struggle up the street in overstuffed polyester pants. The paramedics better be on alert, because friction fires are bound to break out.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

"Friction Fires"! My vote for Post of the Day!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Yeah, it would get really ugly if Snake came out and addressed the crowd. Those Bama women would swoon right out of their polyester pantsuits.

Yeah, Snake is such a sexy man. That white limp hair that is longer than mine. That flat, whiny voice. That body. Mmn boy, he is the epitome of sex. You know, only Eli Gold has a more annoying voice. Great pair, says the Bear.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

How did the march go?

I still die laughing at this part...

At the stroke of noon we start marching silently toward the stadium. Then past the stadium down the strip till we get to a good place to stop and eat and or get a beer and have a live discussion.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

How did the march go?

I still die laughing at this part...

At the stroke of noon we start marching silently toward the stadium. Then past the stadium down the strip till we get to a good place to stop and eat and or get a beer and have a live discussion.

Last time I looked, there was a graveyard just past the stadium and the road deadended into it.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

×
×
  • Create New...