DKW 86 7,975 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 http://forums.scout.com/mb.aspx?S=14&F...16&T=448158 There's a cow college way down southwhere 9 of 10 students have hoof and mouth Deliverance is playing on their 12 inch black and white Dat Rite Hindsight is 50/50 down there and common sense don't have a prayer Even Navid Nousel is beginning to see the light Dat Rite You can commit murder and still get away Cause there's no dental records but the same DNA An experiment gone wrong but they think that they're alright Dat Rite Dat Rite Even Stevie Wonder can see The Tide rising up is a guarantee I'm a UA fan and I thank God every night Awe-ite? Dat Rite Someone has to be lower than dirt To dress their kid up in an orange t-shirt Even after directed reading, they find the child still ain't bright Dat Rite Jealousy and lying are the awbun creed Someone please tell me why James can't read every year barners TKO'd in the Wonderlic fight Dat Rite Wah Egul champions is simply a lie Their tradition ain't even worth single ply Unlike "Tiger", their NC dreams won't ever take flight Dat Rite Dat Rite Even Stevie Wonder can see The Tide rising up is a guarantee I'm a UA fan and I thank God every night Awe-Ite? Dat Rite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longtrainn 2 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 llll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bellefay1 1 Posted May 20, 2007 Share Posted May 20, 2007 that was an interesting message board to say the least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BoStillKnows Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Actually, that's pretty good for a third grader. I can't wait till we get to the Jr High stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUloggerhead 2,597 Posted May 22, 2007 Share Posted May 22, 2007 Brilliant poetry for the uat types. It's about what I expected of them. "Awe-ite." "Dat Rite." Gawd. I guess it goes without saying that this "author" has nothing on Oliver Goldsmith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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