Dont be a hatin...

[DKW 86 7,440]

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There's a cow college way down south

where 9 of 10 students have hoof and mouth

Deliverance is playing on their 12 inch black and white

Dat Rite

Hindsight is 50/50 down there

and common sense don't have a prayer

Even Navid Nousel is beginning to see the light

Dat Rite

You can commit murder and still get away

Cause there's no dental records but the same DNA

An experiment gone wrong but they think that they're alright

Dat Rite

Dat Rite

Even Stevie Wonder can see

The Tide rising up is a guarantee

I'm a UA fan and I thank God every night

Awe-ite? Dat Rite

Someone has to be lower than dirt

To dress their kid up in an orange t-shirt

Even after directed reading, they find the child still ain't bright

Dat Rite

Jealousy and lying are the awbun creed

Someone please tell me why James can't read

every year barners TKO'd in the Wonderlic fight

Dat Rite

Wah Egul champions is simply a lie

Their tradition ain't even worth single ply

Unlike "Tiger", their NC dreams won't ever take flight

Dat Rite

Dat Rite

Even Stevie Wonder can see

The Tide rising up is a guarantee

I'm a UA fan and I thank God every night

Awe-Ite? Dat Rite

[Longtrainn 2]

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[bellefay1 1]

that was an interesting message board to say the least.

[Guest BoStillKnows]

Actually, that's pretty good for a third grader. I can't wait till we get to the Jr High stuff

[AUloggerhead 2,252]

Brilliant poetry for the uat types. It's about what I expected of them. "Awe-ite." "Dat Rite." Gawd.

I guess it goes without saying that this "author" has nothing on Oliver Goldsmith.