jdub5793 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Touchy? These guys are such hypocrites and they are themselves prejudiced, very much so, towards people in the south. Based on such stupidity. I don't understand it at all. Why is it ok for them to say such things and then wonder why we are being "touchy?" I am just going to stop right there. And it looks as though they have stopped as well. Could it be that middle school has started up again and their mommies won't allow them to stay up past 8pm? You called my post ignorant when all I said was we were the school in the state that had a black coach. I have said nothing close to racist, and all the KSUers that were on here doing so were doing it just to get a rise. I doubt any of them really think all Auburn fans or southerns in general are in fact racist. There were a few Auburn fans over on the KSU board talking meaningless trash as well. It was all in fun, and I doubt anyone really took it seriously. They're internet message boards; in the offseason no less. It's almost to be expected. For the record, I have nothing against Auburn or the South. Keep up the Haikus, though. There were some pretty funny ones in there. I spoke not of ignorance, but of middle schoolers. Even middle schoolers should know better. Maybe then I should have said ignorant. I actually agree about the trash talking, but when our entire state is attacked and labeled as racist, expect a backlash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupperClub 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 DallasCat seems cool, but can he bring the haiku? Put him to the test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Kansas State Came In Auburn Wins Impressively All Their Yak Was Weak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Kansas State's Mascot Looks Just Like Ratatouille Aubie Eats The Rat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Kansas State Mascot Struggling with huge Rat Head Poor Kid's Head Falls Off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasCat 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 DallasCat seems cool, but can he bring the haiku? Put him to the test. Aubie the Tiger Eighty six thousand loud fans Chanting "War Eagle" I need clean boxers Auburn Football is frightful I think I sharted We should just forfeit Kansas State stands not a chance Note: This is sarcasm For crying out loud Auburn Chopper's prose is like A broken record Ratatouille's worn Out like a Bangkok hooker Get a new subject The racism bit has Been done less. Try something new Captain Creative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdub5793 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 DallasCat seems cool, but can he bring the haiku? Put him to the test. Aubie the Tiger Eighty six thousand loud fans Chanting "War Eagle" I need clean boxers Auburn Football is frightful I think I sharted We should just forfeit Kansas State stands not a chance Note: This is sarcasm For crying out loud Auburn Chopper's prose is like A broken record Ratatouille's worn Out like a Bangkok hooker Get a new subject The racism bit has Been done less. Try something new Captain Creative Let me be the first to welcome you to the AUNation poet society. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iluvorangeandblue 0 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Touchy? These guys are such hypocrites and they are themselves prejudiced, very much so, towards people in the south. Based on such stupidity. I don't understand it at all. Why is it ok for them to say such things and then wonder why we are being "touchy?" I am just going to stop right there. And it looks as though they have stopped as well. Could it be that middle school has started up again and their mommies won't allow them to stay up past 8pm? You called my post ignorant when all I said was we were the school in the state that had a black coach. I have said nothing close to racist, and all the KSUers that were on here doing so were doing it just to get a rise. I doubt any of them really think all Auburn fans or southerns in general are in fact racist. There were a few Auburn fans over on the KSU board talking meaningless trash as well. It was all in fun, and I doubt anyone really took it seriously. They're internet message boards; in the offseason no less. It's almost to be expected. For the record, I have nothing against Auburn or the South. Keep up the Haikus, though. There were some pretty funny ones in there. No, you haven't really said anything about racist. But, jeez, the other posts are dripping with it. And, for the record, it is not funny, not at all. That is beyond meaningless trash, it just is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,499 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 DallasCat seems cool, but can he bring the haiku? Put him to the test. Aubie the Tiger Eighty six thousand loud fans Chanting "War Eagle" I need clean boxers Auburn Football is frightful I think I sharted We should just forfeit Kansas State stands not a chance Note: This is sarcasm For crying out loud Auburn Chopper's prose is like A broken record Ratatouille's worn Out like a Bangkok hooker Get a new subject The racism bit has Been done less. Try something new Captain Creative Well done, sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUloggerhead 2,241 Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 DallasCat seems cool, but can he bring the haiku? Put him to the test. Aubie the Tiger Eighty six thousand loud fans Chanting "War Eagle" I need clean boxers Auburn Football is frightful I think I sharted We should just forfeit Kansas State stands not a chance Note: This is sarcasm For crying out loud Auburn Chopper's prose is like A broken record Ratatouille's worn Out like a Bangkok hooker Get a new subject The racism bit has Been done less. Try something new Captain Creative Haiku Master, Oh! Words cut like katana sword DallasCat, take bow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupperClub 0 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 DallasCat seems cool, but can he bring the haiku? Put him to the test. Aubie the Tiger Eighty six thousand loud fans Chanting "War Eagle" I need clean boxers Auburn Football is frightful I think I sharted We should just forfeit Kansas State stands not a chance Note: This is sarcasm For crying out loud Auburn Chopper's prose is like A broken record Ratatouille's worn Out like a Bangkok hooker Get a new subject The racism bit has Been done less. Try something new Captain Creative That's some rapid-fire haiku. Excellent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAR EAGLE!!! 0 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 DallasCat seems cool, but can he bring the haiku? Put him to the test. Aubie the Tiger Eighty six thousand loud fans Chanting "War Eagle" I need clean boxers Auburn Football is frightful I think I sharted We should just forfeit Kansas State stands not a chance Note: This is sarcasm For crying out loud Auburn Chopper's prose is like A broken record Ratatouille's worn Out like a Bangkok hooker Get a new subject The racism bit has Been done less. Try something new Captain Creative Well done! "Captain Creative"...I laughed out loud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Be sure that you ask For your asses back when you Leave after the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigernt'town 4 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 REALITY CHECK-kanned-a$$ fans actually talking smack before the looming sept. blow-out. it is too laugh. all i can say is they can watch last year's opener against wash. st. and let reality sink in. prince will be the qb formerly known as prince when QG and co. are through with his A$$. i hope he tries to outrun the big Q, please, please!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasCat 0 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 REALITY CHECK-kanned-a$$ fans actually talking smack before the looming sept. blow-out. it is too laugh. all i can say is they can watch last year's opener against wash. st. and let reality sink in. prince will be the qb formerly known as prince when QG and co. are through with his A$$. i hope he tries to outrun the big Q, please, please!! Hey bammer, get your schools straight. We're Kanned-a$$ State fans. Also, Prince is the coach, not the QB. Do you have any idea what you're talking about? And what's with all the @ss references? Technically, I think that's flirting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasCat 0 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 DallasCat seems cool, but can he bring the haiku? Put him to the test. Aubie the Tiger Eighty six thousand loud fans Chanting "War Eagle" I need clean boxers Auburn Football is frightful I think I sharted We should just forfeit Kansas State stands not a chance Note: This is sarcasm For crying out loud Auburn Chopper's prose is like A broken record Ratatouille's worn Out like a Bangkok hooker Get a new subject The racism bit has Been done less. Try something new Captain Creative That's some rapid-fire haiku. Excellent! Well done! "Captain Creative"...I laughed out loud... Haiku Master, Oh! Words cut like katana sword DallasCat, take bow Well done, sir. Let me be the first to welcome you to the AUNation poet society. Thanks, everyone. I'll be here all week...or two weeks I should say. Keep the prose coming. It's a good escape during the work day to see the brilliance that is Haiku smack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 K-State comes to town Football arrives on The Plains Auburn's first victim. Jordan Hare: THE house Where tigers stalk their hapless prey. Show no mercy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo Jackson34 0 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Hey bammer, get your schools straight. We're Kanned-a$$ State fans. Also, Prince is the coach, not the QB. Do you have any idea what you're talking about? And what's with all the @ss references? Technically, I think that's flirting. Do u know what you're talking about...a bammer is an Alabama fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasCat 0 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Hey bammer, get your schools straight. We're Kanned-a$$ State fans. Also, Prince is the coach, not the QB. Do you have any idea what you're talking about? And what's with all the @ss references? Technically, I think that's flirting. Do u know what you're talking about...a bammer is an Alabama fan. Exactly my point. Kansas isn't the same as Kansas State, my friend. Auburn to Bama is the same as Kansas State to worthless kansas He was called Bammer for the insulting remark confusing our schools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo Jackson34 0 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Hey bammer, get your schools straight. We're Kanned-a$$ State fans. Also, Prince is the coach, not the QB. Do you have any idea what you're talking about? And what's with all the @ss references? Technically, I think that's flirting. Do u know what you're talking about...a bammer is an Alabama fan. Exactly my point. Kansas isn't the same as Kansas State, my friend. Auburn to Bama is the same as Kansas State to worthless kansas He was called Bammer for the insulting remark confusing our schools. Well meow! Nobody really cares about Kansas OR Kansas state now do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasCat 0 Posted August 16, 2007 Share Posted August 16, 2007 Hey bammer, get your schools straight. We're Kanned-a$$ State fans. Also, Prince is the coach, not the QB. Do you have any idea what you're talking about? And what's with all the @ss references? Technically, I think that's flirting. Do u know what you're talking about...a bammer is an Alabama fan. Exactly my point. Kansas isn't the same as Kansas State, my friend. Auburn to Bama is the same as Kansas State to worthless kansas He was called Bammer for the insulting remark confusing our schools. Well meow! Nobody really cares about Kansas OR Kansas state now do they? Why'd you spend your time Responding if you don't care? Silly Bo Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Old it may be sir But despite your great haiku It's still a damn rat You're rapid fire speech Impresses the masses much Touche my good man Though like horse poo poo Time for you to hit the trail Yippee Ki Yeah Boss AuburnChopper One Rules the Jordan-Hare Air Space You Dallas Cow Pie Here Kitty Kitty A Beatdown is on it's way Now get off my lawn When calling out ranks I'll maintain that comedy You're plagiarizing If you continue This is going to get worse For K S U fans If you insist though With me assigning the ranks You're called Private Poot beeetches....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasCat 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Old it may be sir But despite your great haiku It's still a damn rat You're rapid fire speech Impresses the masses much Touche my good man Though like horse poo poo Time for you to hit the trail Yippee Ki Yeah Boss AuburnChopper One Rules the Jordan-Hare Air Space You Dallas Cow Pie Here Kitty Kitty A Beatdown is on it's way Now get off my lawn When calling out ranks I'll maintain that comedy You're plagiarizing If you continue This is going to get worse For K S U fans If you insist though With me assigning the ranks You're called Private Poot beeetches....... Plagerizing? What? Where the hell do you get off My s**t is real, yo. I already said I’ll be here for two more weeks Suck it buddy Ain’t no quit here, Champ. I’m here until the final Whistle blows, Chopper. What will you say if My cats pull off the upset? I hear crow tastes good Will you tuck and run Or will you man up and say “Kansas State’s the bomb.†I hope your tigers Overlook this game like you. Texas did the same. Here’s to a clean game Injury free and hard fought And Kansas State wins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Kid 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 my haiku insults up in flames. Why hath the friend spoke so kind of foe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Kid 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 Come Sherman, like Grant, and Lincoln. Fight Prince, Freeman, Eisenhower, FIGHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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