AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Old it may be sir But despite your great haiku It's still a damn rat You're rapid fire speech Impresses the masses much Touche my good man Though like horse poo poo Time for you to hit the trail Yippee Ki Yeah Boss AuburnChopper One Rules the Jordan-Hare Air Space You Dallas Cow Pie Here Kitty Kitty A Beatdown is on it's way Now get off my lawn When calling out ranks I'll maintain that comedy You're plagiarizing If you continue This is going to get worse For K S U fans If you insist though With me assigning the ranks You're called Private Poot beeetches....... Plagerizing? What? Where the hell do you get off My s**t is real, yo. I already said I’ll be here for two more weeks Suck it buddy Ain’t no quit here, Champ. I’m here until the final Whistle blows, Chopper. What will you say if My cats pull off the upset? I hear crow tastes good Will you tuck and run Or will you man up and say “Kansas State’s the bomb.†I hope your tigers Overlook this game like you. Texas did the same. Here’s to a clean game Injury free and hard fought And Kansas State wins Weak you are Private I've used Captain names for years Silly Silly Poot Enjoy the next weeks Since I'm not Screech I won't say "Kansas State's the bomb" Overlook? No way What's next? Something by Erkel? "Did I just do that?" Much to your chagrins It's a long drive to Kansas Gets longer with loss With you I agree That I hope the game is clean With a Tigers win Unfortunately We're not Nubbs, Horns, or Sooners We're your worst nightmare Back you'll have to go Reassessing all you know The Big 12 is low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Come Sherman, like Grant, and Lincoln. Fight Prince, Freeman, Eisenhower, FIGHT! Your Haiku is weak You're a no talent ass clown What else can you bring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUChizad 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 DallasCat seems cool, but can he bring the haiku? Put him to the test. Aubie the Tiger Eighty six thousand loud fans Chanting "War Eagle" I need clean boxers Auburn Football is frightful I think I sharted We should just forfeit Kansas State stands not a chance Note: This is sarcasm For crying out loud Auburn Chopper's prose is like A broken record Ratatouille's worn Out like a Bangkok hooker Get a new subject The racism bit has Been done less. Try something new Captain Creative I'm not as impressed As other Auburn posters Kansas kids can't add Lines nine and sixteen Both contain six syllables They both should have five Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasCat 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 DallasCat seems cool, but can he bring the haiku? Put him to the test. Aubie the Tiger Eighty six thousand loud fans Chanting "War Eagle" I need clean boxers Auburn Football is frightful I think I sharted We should just forfeit Kansas State stands not a chance Note: This is sarcasm For crying out loud Auburn Chopper's prose is like A broken record Ratatouille's worn Out like a Bangkok hooker Get a new subject The racism bit has Been done less. Try something new Captain Creative I'm not as impressed As other Auburn posters Kansas kids can't add Lines nine and sixteen Both contain six syllables They both should have five Line 9 "Note: This is sarcasm" Note (1 Syllable) This (1 Syllables) Is(1 Syllable) sar·casm (2 Syllables) Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m Function: noun http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/sarcasm or http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm Line Total = 1+1+1+2= 5 Line 16 The (1 Syllable) rac·ism (2 Syllables) Pronunciation: 'rA-"si-z&m also -"shi- Function: noun http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/racism or http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/racism Bit(1 Syllable) Has(1 Syllable) Line Total = 1+2+1+1= 5 How is that for addition? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUChizad 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Line 9 "Note: This is sarcasm" Note (1 Syllable) This (1 Syllables) Is(1 Syllable) sar·casm (2 Syllables) Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m Function: noun http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/sarcasm or http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm Line Total = 1+1+1+2= 5 Line 16 The (1 Syllable) rac·ism (2 Syllables) Pronunciation: 'rA-"si-z&m also -"shi- Function: noun http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/racism or http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/racism Bit(1 Syllable) Has(1 Syllable) Line Total = 1+2+1+1= 5 How is that for addition? Kansans must have the strangest American accents I have ever heard. How are sarcasm and racism pronounced with two syllables? To quote you: Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m Pronunciation: 'rA-"si-z&m You see those dashes? Those represent syllabic divisions. Can you not count for real? sär(one)ka(two)z&m(three) and rA(one)si(two)z&m(three). Either your addition or your grammar skills are terrible at Kansas. You pick, but it's one of the other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasCat 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Line 9 "Note: This is sarcasm" Note (1 Syllable) This (1 Syllables) Is(1 Syllable) sar·casm (2 Syllables) Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m Function: noun http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/sarcasm or http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sarcasm Line Total = 1+1+1+2= 5 Line 16 The (1 Syllable) rac·ism (2 Syllables) Pronunciation: 'rA-"si-z&m also -"shi- Function: noun http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/racism or http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/racism Bit(1 Syllable) Has(1 Syllable) Line Total = 1+2+1+1= 5 How is that for addition? Kansans must have the strangest American accents I have ever heard. How are sarcasm and racism pronounced with two syllables? To quote you: Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m Pronunciation: 'rA-"si-z&m You see those dashes? Those represent syllabic divisions. Can you not count for real? sär(one)ka(two)z&m(three) and rA(one)si(two)z&m(three). Either your addition or your grammar skills are terrible at Kansas. You pick, but it's one of the other. I actually agree that I thought they both should have been 3 syllables. but I'm pretty sure rac·ism denotes 2 syllables as does sar·casm. If wrong, I apologize, and I shall make a second draft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUChizad 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I actually agree that I thought they both should have been 3 syllables. but I'm pretty sure rac·ism denotes 2 syllables as does sar·casm. If wrong, I apologize, and I shall make a second draft. Nope. The "·" in sar·casm represents where it is acceptable to separate the word by a hyphen in print if word wrap is not enabled. Often these are the same, but not always. See for example any. Two syllables but no "·". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Stupid Kansas State Messing up the haiku flow Our good work buried Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasCat 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I actually agree that I thought they both should have been 3 syllables. but I'm pretty sure rac·ism denotes 2 syllables as does sar·casm. If wrong, I apologize, and I shall make a second draft. Nope. The "·" in sar·casm represents where it is acceptable to separate the word by a hyphen in print if word wrap is not enabled. Often these are the same, but not always. See for example any. Two syllables but no "·". d@mn you syllables. my haiku is now ruined. My honor is lost. Sorry Chopper one for burying your hard work. Back to football smack. Veteran O Line Surrendered thirty five sacks. Freshman will do worse. Auburn's new O Line will be taught a new lesson. Campbell. Jackson. Studs. These Haikus written All in good fun and boredom. Don't mean to offend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,483 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Kansas State offense No touchdowns scored on Baylor Auburn's much tougher Louisville's D sucks Will negative points be scored When facing Auburn? Forty one to Missou What an amazing defense These Tigers fiercer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Kansas State offense No touchdowns scored on Baylor Auburn's much tougher Louisville's D sucks Will negative points be scored When facing Auburn? Forty one to Missou What an amazing defense These Tigers fiercer O-line is focused They will be ready for you Cats will not exploit Four to five runners Is nothing you've ever faced You will not stop them Game will go quickly Tick tick tick the clock goes by Man that back can fly Before you know it Hundreds of yards will show up It's over promptly At linebacker is Tray the little ball of hate Your quarterback screwed You just have no shot Your just not in the same league Better luck next time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WAR EAGLE!!! 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Kansas State offense No touchdowns scored on Baylor Auburn's much tougher Louisville's D sucks Will negative points be scored When facing Auburn? Forty one to Missou What an amazing defense These Tigers fiercer O-line is focused They will be ready for you Cats will not exploit Four to five runners Is nothing you've ever faced You will not stop them Game will go quickly Tick tick tick the clock goes by Man that back can fly Before you know it Hundreds of yards will show up It's over promptly At linebacker is Tray the little ball of hate Your quarterback screwed You just have no shot Your just not in the same league Better luck next time Much props to these poems Credit where credit is due i like smack talking I suck at Haikus so this will be my last one I like reading best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUChizad 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Haikus are better When split into one or two Maximum stanzas In my opinion Any more becomes bulky And long winded crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bo Jackson34 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Why'd you spend your time Responding if you don't care? Silly Bo Jackson. You're right my bad..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Haikus are better When split into one or two Maximum stanzas In my opinion Any more becomes bulky And long winded crap Don't mean to offend One or two stanzas is fine It's in a memo Try to find humor Relax and join the team here It's US versus them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kat Kid 0 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Share Posted August 18, 2007 my haiku flames burn. Your weak sauce is impressive! Learned to read and write! Special little guy, participation trophy next to the others. Your mom has few teeth what are left are yellow like stains on son's shirt. Why are your necks red? Has sun screen made it down to the Johnny Rebs yet? You owned slaves, racists. We integrated quickly. South? You embarrass. Hotlanta is fun Miami is great, but the rest of South, I hate. Almost as much as the South hates black people. Wait, that's impossible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigernt'town 4 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 REALITY CHECK-kanned-a$$ fans actually talking smack before the looming sept. blow-out. it is too laugh. all i can say is they can watch last year's opener against wash. st. and let reality sink in. prince will be the qb formerly known as prince when QG and co. are through with his A$$. i hope he tries to outrun the big Q, please, please!! Hey bammer, get your schools straight. We're Kanned-a$$ State fans. Also, Prince is the coach, not the QB. Do you have any idea what you're talking about? And what's with all the @ss references? Technically, I think that's flirting. i knew that leaving off the state would get a rise out of you, and also the fact that your coach, nor your qb are COMMON knowledge,--i.e. that doesn't have to be researched!!!!, should be your first clue as to how ugly this game is going to be. Also bammers are Alabama fans, thems fightin' words. we are TIGERS, OR PLAINSMEN, SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS BARNERS, BUT ONLY BY BAMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!! WAR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AuburnChopper1 0 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 my haiku flames burn. Your weak sauce is impressive! Learned to read and write! Flames are all they were Your miss education shows Stupid stupid Kat Flame all you want to Makes no difference to us We'll consider source Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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