Jenny AU-92 0 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. “Darling,†he says. “I know we’ve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.†The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph. The husband speaks again. “I don’t want you to try and talk me out of it,â€he says, “because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s far better at everything than you are.†Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. “I want the house,†he says insistently. Up to 60 mph. “I want the car, too,†he continues. 65 mph. “And,†he says,â€I’ll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat.†The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her, “Isn’t there anything you want?†The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. “No.........I’ve got everything I need.†she says. “Oh, really?†he inquires, “So what have you got?†Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and says... “The airbag.†(Never underestimate how a woman thinks.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaGrad03 0 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 And the husband smiles as they slam into the wall thinking... "She doesn't know that I have a passenger side airbag...typical woman driver only paying attention to what is DIRECTLY in front of her" Never overestimate a womans driving abilities or attention span! Hehe sorry Jenny, I just had to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny AU-92 0 Posted July 6, 2004 Author Share Posted July 6, 2004 I have a passenger side airbag... It was an older model car - not all had passenger side bags just because the drivers side did - and it was an older model car because the husband was too cheap to get his wife a new one because he was spending all his money on his chippie... Don't assume, silly pink $puat wearing shirt boy... oh, you know, that whole thing WarTim says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrueTiger 0 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Ha... that was a good one.. good come back bg.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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