AUBURNTIGERFAN 0 Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised. All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry. Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor. Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joes employer pays these standards because Joes employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed hell get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some Liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune. Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joes money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression. Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time. Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republicans would still be sitting in the dark!) He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home. He turns on a radio talk show, the hosts keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. (He doesn't tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day) Joe agrees, We don't need those big government liberals ruining our lives; after all, I'm a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TitanTiger 20,510 Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 You guys are legends in your own minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLAG-91 1,483 Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 Grabs a bag of popcorn and a Coke...settles in comfy chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranger12 46 Posted August 15, 2004 Share Posted August 15, 2004 Nice fairy tale there Mother Goose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasTiger 13,006 Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 I was wondering today how many people on this board thought it was a good thing to be able to keep your cell phone number when you change wireless companies. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rexbo 104 Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Except it was probably conservative Republican engineers that designed most of those conveniences, including the water treatment plant, the chemical processing equipment in the medical laboratory, the structure in the car, and the large safe in the bank where their money is kept. And don't forget that Republican in office from 1980 to 1988 that wiped out the largest threat to world peace we have ever seen. If only liberals were left to accomplish anything, they would still be sitting in the forest, crying over the deer that their wives just killed and watching their kids gather nuts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasTiger 13,006 Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Except it was probably conservative Republican engineers that designed most of those conveniences, including the water treatment plant, the chemical processing equipment in the medical laboratory, the structure in the car, and the large safe in the bank where their money is kept. And don't forget that Republican in office from 1980 to 1988 that wiped out the largest threat to world peace we have ever seen. If only liberals were left to accomplish anything, they would still be sitting in the forest, crying over the deer that their wives just killed and watching their kids gather nuts... Your world is soooo simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rexbo 104 Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Except it was probably conservative Republican engineers that designed most of those conveniences, including the water treatment plant, the chemical processing equipment in the medical laboratory, the structure in the car, and the large safe in the bank where their money is kept. And don't forget that Republican in office from 1980 to 1988 that wiped out the largest threat to world peace we have ever seen. If only liberals were left to accomplish anything, they would still be sitting in the forest, crying over the deer that their wives just killed and watching their kids gather nuts... Your world is soooo simple. Exactly, if you are smart enough to think things through and see the obvious, they are simple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CCTAU 3,342 Posted August 16, 2004 Share Posted August 16, 2004 Except it was probably conservative Republican engineers that designed most of those conveniences, including the water treatment plant, the chemical processing equipment in the medical laboratory, the structure in the car, and the large safe in the bank where their money is kept. And don't forget that Republican in office from 1980 to 1988 that wiped out the largest threat to world peace we have ever seen. If only liberals were left to accomplish anything, they would still be sitting in the forest, crying over the deer that their wives just killed and watching their kids gather nuts... Your world is soooo simple. He's just trying to adequatley address minds such as your own. The kind that are so simple that the DNC handbook becomes your bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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