I don’t hate the University of Alabama. I hate bamrfan. If not for those a******s, I would root for bamr football.
Here are some reasons.
Ask bamrfan who won the baseball game yesterday and you’ll get a blank stare. Ask the same fan for the score and stats of the 1967 football game tween bamr and vandy, you’ll get quoted chapter and verse. These jerks aren’t fans of the school, they are fans of bamr football.
Have bamrfan send you an email or tell you a joke disparaging Auburn and they are all fun and games, joking around. But have you turn the tables by telling a bamr joke and you are a son of a b!tch.
I have a colleague at work. Older feller. Bamrfan who hasn’t darkened a doorway on uat’s campus. He has a red truck, bamr license plate, bamr decal on the rear window. Throughout the 2012 season he had big white metallic ‘A’s on both front doors and flags on both rear windows. The Monday after bamr lost to Manziel and A& M he shows up at work with the flags and ‘A’s removed. Typical.
Bamrfan doesn’t have a problem with bamr cheating but their heads explode at the thought of some other school cheating.
Ask bamrfan who he hates most-Logan Young or Phil Fulmer. You’ll get Fulmer every time. They don’t have a problem with the guy doing wrong but hate the guy who turned them in.
That's all for now. I'll think of others