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Break a leg?

Big ones can bite oars in half.

Ugliest creature God has seen fit to put on the planet.

The Luddite in me misses the old-fashioned busy signal. Take the handset off the cradle (if those terms still mean anything?) and it's automatic.

I have noted official (std, big, yellow diamonds w./ silhouette) Bear-Crossing signs on US - HWY 43 (though I think it may be some sort of connivance with Leroy HS?). Stay safe:

Cannot argue.

While the performer was familiar and recognizable (one of the "Three Kings"), my weekend radio guy introduced me (and/or my memory?) to this song:

Seems we're drifting far afield from laundry hampers. This bear joke does depend on lengthy delivery and comedic timing.

Probably sufficiently old and familiar that I can post in a format that I've come to call Joke Jeopardy. Punch line = But I don't need to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun you.

As time just slipped away (Funny?) I was amazed at the number of old goodies (e.g., below) that were written by Willie Nelson, long before I ever knew of him ('course, Carole King treated me similarly). ETA - Had a paste glitch. Fixed.

Damn! Busy Saturday Night? Admirable you maintain such an active lifestyle.

Found a 4-pack (bottles) in town over the weekend. Good stuff. Thanks to all leading me there. Also noticed that the recently introduced Bloom and Envie had apparently disappeared from shelves. Does Parish brew/distribute to a seasonal schedule?

Not sure if original with Mr. Trevino, but first place I'd heard it. "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron." Lee TrevinoRead more at: https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/lee_trevino

Lesser Movie theme (it's a cover) and, I believe, a re-post (elsewhere)

and loooong

Solstice. Alas, shot my wad on good summer songs last spring. Longest Movie theme:

The Mating Game

Coming to a brewery near me this weekend

Thanks! WILLCO

Not to mention the modern feminine physique! Admission of Hawaii > acceptability of bare midriffs/belly buttons > evolution of proper bikinis > workout regimens (I'm so ashamed)

So, not a Ho* enthusiast? [*Daniel, not Don; I, myself, detest the latter. Disclaimer - I have no Hos in my personal collection.]

and, I believe, w./ penetration? Frogs do, however, look* like (a generalized) doggy style. Turtles are comical. *ETA - My biology degree is so old, it included the contraversial subject of adding a third Kingdom (Protista) to Plants and Animals. At least back then, they considered amplexus as a potential evolutionary step towards doggy style.

Turtles do it w./rhythm, percussion even.

For perspective, between my (now) wife (bless her heart) and me, he scored on 4 albums (not including our duplicates) and 4 concert tickets (for the 2 x times we know of that he came to our neighborhood). We tried to do our part.