WarTiger 3,910 Posted June 6, 2006 Share Posted June 6, 2006 This is from another board, and I just got a good laugh out of it, and thought i would share it here. Florida: If God was going to give Earth an enema, He'd stick the nozzle in Gainesville! Only in geography is Florida a part of the Southeast because over the last 50 years it has been invaded and taken over by DAMNED YANKEES! OLD ONES TOO! And in His infinite wisdom, The Almighty located Gainesville as centrally as possible so that when the day comes, he can flush the whole State clean again. For now, God just delights in sending endless caravans of Old People there to replace the ones dying off. Again, He's keeping it real. As for Florida fans, how much more f*d up can you get when your entire HISTORY is attributable to but one Coach and for barely more than a decade? In the grand scheme, the Gator's glorious history can be best compared with one's six month dalliance with some lucious airheaded big boobed gal, which comes to a crushing end, followed by a lifetime of wanking off to porn mags or sites. Gatoids will never accept their place in the SEC and all the better, for beating them is a Georgia Bulldog Birthright! Oh, if any of you brokeback mountain riding gators wanna growl about your recent successes against UGA, I will remind you that the Dawgs could lose TEN IN A ROW and you'd only have drawn EVEN! Now get back under where you belong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUslug 1 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 An Ole Miss fan doesn't have much room to talk smack to any Gator fans. The last time the Rebels did anything on the football field, the Beatles still hadn't shown up on Ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bammanmr 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 An Ole Miss fan doesn't have much room to talk smack to any Gator fans. The last time the Rebels did anything on the football field, the Beatles still hadn't shown up on Ed. 238979[/snapback] exactly! reality is totally lost on the ole miss fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaReAgLe83 0 Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 'Georgia Bulldog Birthright'?!? Okay, they lead the series. And until a couple of years ago, Vandy led its series with . Sure means a lot, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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