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Terror Threat at Bammerland!


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This just in from Tuscaloosa: BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert at University of Alabama:

Tuscaloosa, (AL)--University of Alabama football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mike Shula immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to players, was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

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