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Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer

and the bill for

All ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill

the way we pay our taxes,

It would go something like this

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay $1.

The sixth would pay $3.

The seventh would pay $7.

The eighth would pay $12.

The ninth would pay $18.

The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that's what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and

seemed quite happy with the

Arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them

a curve. "Since you are

All such good customers," he said, "I'm going to

reduce the cost of your daily

Beer by $20."Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way

we pay our taxes

So the first four men were unaffected. They

would still drink for free.

But what about the other six men - the paying

customers? How could they

Divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would

get his 'fair share?'

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33.

But if they subtracted that

From everybody's share, then the fifth man and

the sixth man would each end

Up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar

owner suggested that it would

Be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the

same amount, and he

Proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay..

And so

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid

nothing (100% savings).

The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).

The seventh n ow pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25%

savings).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22%

savings).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16%

savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And

the first four

Continued to drink for free. But once outside

the restaurant, the men

Began to compare their savings.

"I only got a dollar out of the $20,"declared

the sixth man. He

Pointed to the tenth man," but he got $10!"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man.

"I only saved a

Dollar, too. It's unfair that he got ten times

more than I!"

"That's true!!" shouted the seventh man. "Why

should he get $10

Back when I got only two? The wealthy get all

the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in

unison. "We didn't

Get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for

drinks, so the nine

Sat down and had beers without him. But when it

came time to pay the

Bill,

They discovered something important. They didn't

have enough money

Between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and

college professors, is

How our tax system works. The people who pay the

highest taxes get the

Most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too

much, attack them for

Being wealthy, and they just may not show up

anymore. In fact, they might

Start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is

somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D.

Professor of Economics

University of Georgia

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