Patches Lounge Wireless

[Wishbone 0]

I can now post from Patches Lounge.

[lukeduke 8]

Patches O'Houlihan?

[Wishbone 0]

Are you trying to make sport of me, yankee?

[AUesquire 1]

Patches, I'm dependin' on you son.

[deepseas 0]

Mods, please shut this thread down. The last thread on Patch's Lounge somehow got to 10 replies.

WB, where are you going to hang out when they tear it down??

[AUStudent09 2]

Mods, please shut this thread down. The last thread on Patch's Lounge somehow got to 10 replies.

WB, where are you going to hang out when they tear it down??

Patch's has "the luck of the Irish" so dont worry.

[Ranger12 46]

Wishbone has not posted anything that warrants the thread to be shut down.

However, I do have to wonder about his fascination with posting about this place. Heck, I can post from my bed at home, but I don't start a thread about it.

[AuburnChopper1 0]

Wishbone has not posted anything that warrants the thread to be shut down.

However, I do have to wonder about his fascination with posting about this place. Heck, I can post from my bed at home, but I don't start a thread about it.

Just for the record. I've got better things to do in bed.

[lukeduke 8]

Wishbone has not posted anything that warrants the thread to be shut down.

However, I do have to wonder about his fascination with posting about this place. Heck, I can post from my bed at home, but I don't start a thread about it.

Just for the record. I've got better things to do in bed.

Me too, it involves a different type of posting

[AUesquire 1]

Wishbone has not posted anything that warrants the thread to be shut down.

However, I do have to wonder about his fascination with posting about this place. Heck, I can post from my bed at home, but I don't start a thread about it.

Just for the record. I've got better things to do in bed.

Me too, it involves a different type of posting

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

[Ranger12 46]

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

Plus, haven't you guys ever heard of multi-tasking?

[Tigermike 3,072]

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

Plus, haven't you guys ever heard of multi-tasking?

So you are ambidextrous?

[stoic-one 1,551]

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

Plus, haven't you guys ever heard of multi-tasking?

So you are ambidextrous?

Nope, amphibious

[Tigermike 3,072]

Speaking of Patches and ambidextrous, does the short, blond waitress with the big hooters still work there?

[AuburnChopper1 0]

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

Plus, haven't you guys ever heard of multi-tasking?

Well, from what I've heard, if you're posting in bed, one hand is typing, and the other hand isn't busy with much.

[abrnfanatc 6]

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

Plus, haven't you guys ever heard of multi-tasking?

So you are ambidextrous?

abbynormal

[Tigermike 3,072]

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

Plus, haven't you guys ever heard of multi-tasking?

Well, from what I've heard, if you're posting in bed, one hand is typing, and the other hand isn't busy with much.

That's what Monica said.

[AUesquire 1]

Z-z-z-z-z-ZIIIIIIIINNNGGG

[Tiger in Spain 0]

Wishbone has not posted anything that warrants the thread to be shut down.

However, I do have to wonder about his fascination with posting about this place. Heck, I can post from my bed at home, but I don't start a thread about it.

Just for the record. I've got better things to do in bed.

Hot linking?

[Wishbone 0]

Irony of ironies...I was 86'd from Patches last night with computer in tow.

[deepseas 0]

Irony of ironies...I was 86'd from Patches last night with computer in tow.

Your drinking makes me want to quit drinking!

[Ranger12 46]

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

Plus, haven't you guys ever heard of multi-tasking?

Well, from what I've heard, if you're posting in bed, one hand is typing, and the other hand isn't busy with much.

That's what Monica said.

Hey, I thought I told you to quit calling my wife damn it!

[AuburnChopper1 0]

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

Plus, haven't you guys ever heard of multi-tasking?

Well, from what I've heard, if you're posting in bed, one hand is typing, and the other hand isn't busy with much.

That's what Monica said.

Hey, I thought I told you to quit calling my wife damn it!

I heard she called him.

Just sayin...

[Ranger12 46]

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

Plus, haven't you guys ever heard of multi-tasking?

Well, from what I've heard, if you're posting in bed, one hand is typing, and the other hand isn't busy with much.

That's what Monica said.

Hey, I thought I told you to quit calling my wife damn it!

I heard she called him.

Just sayin...

Your sources are wrong. My wife is blonde and does not know how to operate a telephone. It was hard enough to show her which button to press to answer the phone. I gave up on teaching her how to make a call.

[Tigermike 3,072]

Guys, a tire iron, 3 doughnuts, a miniature dachsund and a tub of Cool Whip does not constitute better things to do in bed.

Plus, haven't you guys ever heard of multi-tasking?

Well, from what I've heard, if you're posting in bed, one hand is typing, and the other hand isn't busy with much.

That's what Monica said.

Hey, I thought I told you to quit calling my wife damn it!

I heard she called him.

Just sayin...

Your sources are wrong. My wife is blonde,,,,,,,,

Which brings to mind.

Three blonde's were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blonde's all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said,

"To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now, " he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed,

"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses ."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his pi cture? "

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."