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I think we need to change the titleof this thread to "How freak nasty are the people you hang out with?"

Some of you need therapy. :yes:

She is a looker, but she is still a pedophile.

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She is a looker, but she is still a pedophile.

THANK YOU DAVID!!!!!!!!!!! :cheer::thumbsup::clap::clap::clap::clap:

I am SO glad to see that one of "youse guys" is thinking with the northern male brain today... :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Oh please both of you go hang around on a thread where you won't be so offended ;) . Just some good natured JOKING going on around here.

We're just rying to help the girl out and hook her up w/ some guys who won't get her sent to prison(again) :lol: .

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I saw this teacher on the news last night. My first thought was "she must be crazy to have sex with a 14 year old boy regardless of her being a teacher or not". My second thought was "wow, that kid must be getting the high fives in the locker room". Yes, I know its a double standard...

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Oh please both of you go hang around on a thread where you won't be so offended ;) . Just some good natured JOKING going on around here.

We're just rying to help the girl out and hook her up w/ some guys who won't get her sent to prison(again) :lol: .

Oh YOU lighten up!! :P

I am assuming you all know the joke about men having two brains but only enough blood to use one at a time???????????? I had always heard that men could justify ANYTHING if they were thinking with their southern most brain and you guys proved the theory today!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Oh please both of you go hang around on a thread where you won't be so offended ;) . Just some good natured JOKING going on around here.

We're just rying to help the girl out and hook her up w/ some guys who won't get her sent to prison(again) :lol: .

Oh YOU lighten up!! :P

I am assuming you all know the joke about men having two brains but only enough blood to use one at a time???????????? I had always heard that men could justify ANYTHING if they were thinking with their southern most brain and you guys proved the theory today!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Hey, you were making me feel guilty so I "lashed out" :lol::lol: .

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Oh please both of you go hang around on a thread where you won't be so offended ;) . Just some good natured JOKING going on around here.

We're just rying to help the girl out and hook her up w/ some guys who won't get her sent to prison(again) :lol: .

Oh YOU lighten up!! :P

I am assuming you all know the joke about men having two brains but only enough blood to use one at a time???????????? I had always heard that men could justify ANYTHING if they were thinking with their southern most brain and you guys proved the theory today!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Hey, you were making me feel guilty so I "lashed out" :lol::lol: .

In case any libbies are reading this, I will hereby apologize if I damaged your gender-based self-esteem... :rolleyes::D:D:D

Plus, David HAD to agree with me in opposition to comments about the hot chick - his wife reads this board, remember? :P:P

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We had a young blonde teacher "Miss Coleman". Looked just about as hot. But alas, that was the 80's in rural Tennessee. :cry3::cry3::cry3:

So what's being in rural anywhere got to do with it? Heck it was my rural cousins that were making out long before I was in B'ham :D:D

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I think what they are saying is that they'd volunteer to be her forbidden fruit, not that ephebophila (sexual attraction to adolescents by an adult) is right.  :P

Ephebophila?? Playing Jeopardy in your spare time, Titan? :lol::lol:

I am not sure why there would be a second word to define her problem when pedophilia still defines it - an "adolescent" is still a child under the law.

I know - she is hot and that makes most every red blooded male on this board volunteer to be her "of age" boy toy. But I don't care HOW hot someone is - she is a sick individual. I don't think you guys would have refrained from criticising me if George Clooney had gotten busted for the same thing and I had said "WHOO HOO!" instead of "Sick *******!" It annoys me that young boy-older woman is considered a right of passage, but daddies get ALL bent if it is a teenage girl and an older man.

I can tell you right now, if that had been MY fourteen year old son, she would be a lot less hot looking with no teeth and a smashed in face. :angry:

jenny.....you know most of us are just reacting like guys will do don't you? I don't think anyone is being serious here about this.....except me (just kidding) :D

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Spoken:

"oh wow, man !"

"wait a second man. whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"

"my butt, man !"

T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?

Don't wanna be no uptown fool.

Maybe i should go to hell, but i'm doin' well,

Teacher needs to see me after school.

Chorus:

I think of all the education that i missed.

But then my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,

I'm hot for teacher.

I got it bad, so bad,

I'm hot for teacher.

Spoken:

"hey, i heard you missed us, we're back !"

"i brought my pencil"

"gimme something to write on, man"

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.

I know about this school.

Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?

How did you know that golden rule ?

Chorus

(guitar solo)

"oh man, i think the clock is slow"

"i don't feel tardy"

"class dismissed"

I can't believe my open-minded liberal bud would make fun of rappers :D:D

I would only expect to hear that from O'Reilly. :D

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We need to start a list of things you just don't tell:

1. I have received no extra money from any booster.

2. What teacher? Oh you mean her. Nah!

3.

3. I did not have sex with that teacher.

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Spoken:

"oh wow, man !"

"wait a second man. whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"

"my butt, man !"

T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?

Don't wanna be no uptown fool.

Maybe i should go to hell, but i'm doin' well,

Teacher needs to see me after school.

Chorus:

I think of all the education that i missed.

But then my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,

I'm hot for teacher.

I got it bad, so bad,

I'm hot for teacher.

Spoken:

"hey, i heard you missed us, we're back !"

"i brought my pencil"

"gimme something to write on, man"

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.

I know about this school.

Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?

How did you know that golden rule ?

Chorus

(guitar solo)

"oh man, i think the clock is slow"

"i don't feel tardy"

"class dismissed"

I can't believe my open-minded liberal bud would make fun of rappers :D:D

I would only expect to hear that from O'Reilly. :D

Dude...that ain't rap! That's "Hot For Teacher" from Van Halen's 1984 album! Now go to your room! B)

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We need to start  a list of things you just don't tell:

1. I have received no extra money from any booster.

2. What teacher? Oh you mean her. Nah!

3.

3. I did not have sex with that teacher.

4. Honey, after me and the boys fill up at Hooters, we're gonna head over to Sammy's Go-Go Lounge for a few beers. I've got the credit card. Don't wait up.

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We keep this up and this thread will need to be moved to a newly created "Locked Bedroom Door" board... :lol:

Here's TIS after #4

wife: "What's this charge for Northwest Wood Co.?"

TIS: "Oh, I needed some more 2 x 4s for the shop."

wife: "$258.35 worth?"

TIS: "Stuff is gettin' expensive...inflation and all."

wife: "OK, honey...love you."

TIS: "whew...close one"

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Check out the photos: apparently doing modeling on the side.

Youth is wasted on the young -- the boy had obviously never heard of the saying, "a bird in hand is worth two in the bush." :D

Heck yeah.... If I open up a school shes the first to be interviewed ha..

WAR EAGLE

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Spoken:

"oh wow, man !"

"wait a second man. whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"

"my butt, man !"

T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?

Don't wanna be no uptown fool.

Maybe i should go to hell, but i'm doin' well,

Teacher needs to see me after school.

Chorus:

I think of all the education that i missed.

But then my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,

I'm hot for teacher.

I got it bad, so bad,

I'm hot for teacher.

Spoken:

"hey, i heard you missed us, we're back !"

"i brought my pencil"

"gimme something to write on, man"

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.

I know about this school.

Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?

How did you know that golden rule ?

Chorus

(guitar solo)

"oh man, i think the clock is slow"

"i don't feel tardy"

"class dismissed"

I can't believe my open-minded liberal bud would make fun of rappers :D:D

I would only expect to hear that from O'Reilly. :D

Dude...that ain't rap! That's "Hot For Teacher" from Van Halen's 1984 album! Now go to your room! B)

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Spoken:

"oh wow, man !"

"wait a second man. whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year ?"

"my butt, man !"

T-t-teacher stop that screaming, teacher don't you see ?

Don't wanna be no uptown fool.

Maybe i should go to hell, but i'm doin' well,

Teacher needs to see me after school.

Chorus:

I think of all the education that i missed.

But then my homework was never quite like this.

Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad,

I'm hot for teacher.

I got it bad, so bad,

I'm hot for teacher.

Spoken:

"hey, i heard you missed us, we're back !"

"i brought my pencil"

"gimme something to write on, man"

I heard about your lessons, but lessons are so cold.

I know about this school.

Little girl from cherry lane, how did you get so bold ?

How did you know that golden rule ?

Chorus

(guitar solo)

"oh man, i think the clock is slow"

"i don't feel tardy"

"class dismissed"

I can't believe my open-minded liberal bud would make fun of rappers :D:D

I would only expect to hear that from O'Reilly. :D

Dude...that ain't rap! That's "Hot For Teacher" from Van Halen's 1984 album! Now go to your room! B)

I was just pulling TigerAl's tail :D:D:D

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