boisnumber1 2,819 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 I've come up with a few. Curious to see what else we can come up with. 1. That makes about as much sense as a Gus Malzahn play call. 2. We've progressed about as much as a Gus Malzahn quarterback. 3. He has early onset Malzahn disease. 4. We ditched the HUNH for the SDCS offense - The Slow Down Cant Score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredst 9,064 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Numbers 3&4 are keepers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU-24 3,099 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 I'll give it shot: I think the goal was to put at least nine quarterbacks under center during the game. It's only the first game of the year and we're already halfway there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU-24 3,099 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Here's another: I think the offensive lineman (seeing how our WO's can't block) decided to audition, to play wide receiver, and that's why they were allowing Clemson's defensive line and linebackers into the backfield on every play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boisnumber1 2,819 Posted September 4, 2016 Author Share Posted September 4, 2016 6 minutes ago, AU-24 said: I'll give it shot: I think the goal was to put at least nine quarterbacks under center during the game. It's only the first game of the year and we're already halfway there. Its called a QUARTERback right? That means you are supposed to play 25 of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU-24 3,099 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Our punting game looks good as well. After the three and outs, we have a punter that will consistently average at-least 25 to 30 yards per punt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU-24 3,099 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 They say, laughter heals the soul. I am at least trying. Also, please don't move to the political thread...I said laughter heals the soul, not saves the soul. Again, I'm trying, I'm trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 If I had a nickel for every quarterback Gus played in the opener......well, I'd have a damned quarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU-24 3,099 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 1 minute ago, tiger88 said: If I had a nickel for every quarterback Gus played in the opener......well, I'd have a damned quarter. Lol, good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Is she a floozy? Let's just say she changes boyfriends more frequently than Gus Malzahn changes quarterbacks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU-24 3,099 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Good news coming out of Auburn about our tight ends. We can't complain about them, because we don't have one on the roster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boisnumber1 2,819 Posted September 4, 2016 Author Share Posted September 4, 2016 Our offense is so good that our kicker will be the MVP for the 2nd year in a row. 31 minutes ago, AU-24 said: Our punting game looks good as well. After the three and outs, we have a punter that will consistently average at-least 25 to 30 yards per punt. Keeping with the special teams theme...Our offense is so good, our kicker will be the team MVP for the second season in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Kam Pettway wants more touches? He should learn to play qb! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boisnumber1 2,819 Posted September 4, 2016 Author Share Posted September 4, 2016 27 minutes ago, AU-24 said: Good news coming out of Auburn about our tight ends. We can't complain about them, because we don't have one on the roster. All of the tight ends were on the sideline...wearing offensive coaching attire! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Do you want your child to participate in next year's quarterback camp run by Gus Malzahn? No problem, just have him show up in full uniform at game 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 The AU drinking game: take a shot everytime Gus changes qbs. The last man/woman standing is a raging alcoholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fricking Ray 47 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Apparently Roc bequeathed his spin move to Chandler Cox??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 How many qbs can Gus play in one game? 1.Take the number of qbs competing for the job and add 2, there's your answer. 2. I don't know, how many qbs you got? (Intentional slang) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiger88 934 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 A quarterback, a quarterback, a quarterback, a quarterback and a quarterback walk into a bar. Gus Malzahn's face lights up and he yells, "Eureka!", downs his 20th beer and heads to the stadium for game one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AU-24 3,099 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 2 hours ago, boisnumber1 said: Our offense is so good that our kicker will be the MVP for the 2nd year in a row. Keeping with the special teams theme...Our offense is so good, our kicker will be the team MVP for the second season in a row. That is if our kicker is allowed to kick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fricking Ray 47 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Honk if you took a snap vs. Clemson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milehighfan 1,240 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 In regards to our offense how about, Nothing to see here, move along Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmer Brown 2,391 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 What do you call the Auburn offense? I don't know either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auskip 196 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 16 hours ago, Fricking Ray said: Honk if you took a snap vs. Clemson. That has the makings of a bumper sticker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUsince72 11,084 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 On 9/4/2016 at 10:18 AM, boisnumber1 said: Our offense is so good that our kicker will be the MVP for the 2nd year in a row. Keeping with the special teams theme...Our offense is so good, our kicker will be the team MVP for the second season in a row. You can say THAT again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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